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invisible shoehorns ( snorheohs elbisivni )

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magnetic turnips

magic maracas

nuclear tulips

paper plane tangents

echo collectors

red herring spray

chainmail snails

chocolate flamethrowers

sneezing cashews

gordian knotweed

bifocal eyelids

time travel pillows

dark matter doormats

bullet-proof cardigans

invisible shoehorns

– gadgets galore

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