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rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb ( brarbuhr, brarbuhr, brarbuhr )
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mumbles of crumble
extras egg et cetera
close but no custard
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rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb ( brarbuhr, brarbuhr, brarbuhr )
…
mumbles of crumble
extras egg et cetera
close but no custard
…
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sploshing on ( no gnihsolps )
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hopping like a frog
hoping there’s a sun above
in the midland’s bog
swimming on the land
where the ocean’s greeting me
england’s sinking sand
dripping droplet drips
from a howling shroud of clouds
pissing on y’chips
splashing puddled pools
blurs the mer of men in macs
ghouls in blue cagoules
dawn ’til after after dark
under pickled onion skies
better build an ark
sploshing on again
water, water, water falls
plodding sodding rain
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eff off ( ffo ffe )
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furthermore’s foghorn
flibbertigibbets frogspawn
fudge flapjack fingers
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have you noticed too? ( ?oot deciton uoy evah )
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song is cycles, spinning wheels
weeping while the onion peels
we, the piffled ink a path
clear the blear of scatter’s graph
see the warts & balls of all
scribble ’til the curtain’s call
spring is winter in disguise
under pickled onion skies
snow is flakes of frozen rain
roundabouts is back again
bounce upon this broken road
flap a bat & shat y’load
turn a bridge & burn a screw
salad is a language too
civil servants speak this tongue
like the snooze & breed in dung
kids in masks is child abuse
alcohol is cabbage juice
sport is adults playing games
war is sport with added flames
guns ‘n’ bombs – the ratings soar
like a pig – so die some more
kiss the coffers of cabals
weasel as the woodland gnarls
bread & butter fills a hole
television sucks the soul
covid is a cattle prod
cash is king – but not a god
scrawl, the world’s a pantomime
miss the drift but catch a rhyme
all the whirl’s a swishing well
normalzzz is a prison cell
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dyke night of the soul ( luos eht fo thgin ekyd )
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dreaming of ditches
divots deeper than a div
draining rain’s dances
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( author notes )
a shit pun of a title
but it’s the best i can offa
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the nu-normalzzz ( zzzlamron-un eht )
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when the wart is ovaries
we, the weevil spawn
children of the growing nose
glowing – like a worm
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us, the shivered servants of
winter with a twist
gimps of global gubbins
gibbons of the guff
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myrmidons of pricks ‘n’ ticks
drones of s & m
while the earth is gurning
like a phetted goon
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we, the spoons of mutant moons
worshippers of keys
fodder of the sci-fi
& fans of dancing nurses
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we, the soy in hoi poloi
splattered by statistician shit
shattered, shatted, shafted up
the jitty path with glee
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shall begin & face the beige
smiling like a bot
under shifting shrouds of clouds
spankful for our lot
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the things we catch ( hctac ew sgniht eht )
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beams of solar rays
stones within a roaming shoe
gravel stowaways
rabbits on the hop
poems on a paper plane
busses at the stop
breath between the climbs
weasel schemes in missing plots
treason in the rhymes
feathers on a breeze
fodder of the bumblebees
pollen with a sneeze
sniffles & achoo
scribbles in a riddled key
music is the glue
bullets from a gun
drifts ‘n’ gists of blithered lists
rivers on the run
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r e s t a r t s ( s t r a t s e r )
…
r ing the rectal bell
in the dingle’s dell
e dge a border’s line
salt the seas of brine
s trike the iron plum
ee the by of gum
t oss another turn
as the normalzzz burn
a mble on this track
anoraks attack
r ock the rolling hills
ruffle feathered quills
t wist a circle straight
skating figure eights
s wift in swooping loops
sing til supper soups
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floppish deli chill ( llihc iled hsippolf )
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in the shit wood dwells
television’s talking corpse
queen of the weasels
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otter osmosis ( sisomso retto )
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otter osmosis
smoking like a kipper tie
spotting tiger stripes
spotting tiger stripes
waddle when the penguins pen
with frozen pencils
with frozen pencils
we, the weevils weave a wave
sailing gravy boats
sailing gravy boats
but the buttress buttercups
dark snark harpsichords
dark snark harpsichord
harpies in a cable car
cobweb weatherman
cobweb weatherman
cousin in a custard can
otter osmosis
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