Every time I close my eyes all I can see is a cows arse...
Poetry
Afoot (dot dot dot)
Another blank sheet
on another back seat
,
this could be anarchy
potentially
.
Or sense possibly
& stroke (/) probably
,
a brush from the wings
of a passing dark thing
.
Thus signalling the beginning
of a downward spiral
,
as this ink
just might go viral
.
& then mutate
at a devastating pace
–
& well within a fortnight
wipe out the human race
.
.
.
But phew it’s my stop
,
so I ring the bell
‘
& thank the proverbial
,
we live for now
…
Dear Nature…
Dear Nature,
just a few words
about the birds
…
Cuckoos shouldn’t spit
in public,
let alone leave it
lying around on the ground
.
I think treecreepers should experiment
more with bushes,
& maybe learn to cook
& finally get ’round to writing that book
.
& why do owls
insist on asking
whose there all the time
?
I’ve never an owl
for a light or spare change
or is this pellet yours or mine
?
Other than the above,
I think you’re doing brilliantly
.
Yours sincerely,
anonymous fan
….
r.e This Poem
This poem sniffs moss
& drinks from troughs,
& picks up feathers
& pisses by hedges
.
This poem chats to stoats
& thinks that gravel floats,
& loves well dressings & bell ringing
but never saw the point in fell running
.
This collects stamps
& yet stamps on ants
& steals cheese from pantries
& likes to up the ante
.
Because this poem is a mish mash
probably as a result of witchcraft,
or to be more precise- a pad & pen
but everyone uses them
.
We’ll burn it on the off-chance
…
A Month of Sundries
I have the utmost that 1 day we'll truly understand what sundries actually are & what they really mean. Until when then I suppose we'll play a guessing game, maybe it'll come to someone in a dream...
Savlon Not Avalon
The legendary reign
of King Arthur
has sadly now
long gone,
& so the story goes
he’s buried
on the island of Savlon.
Will he ever return
& once more Excalibur wield?
Who knows?
But if he does
that nasty rash’ll have healed…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savlon
backstory
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Productive Afternoon
Let's write a sonnet -actually sod it...
an underestimation
I’m slightly bemused by space,
it’s bigger now
than I think it used to be.
& each & every time
I peep out from the blinds
it’s expanding.
A Poetical Warning
All too oft’
like a bat-saturated loft,
poetry
can contain
the following………
…
Nuts, dust
& latex gloves.
–
Flash photography
with loads of strobes.
–
Italics, nasty prangs
& sudden-BANGS!
–
Bad language indeed
when there’s no shit fuckin’ need.
–
Half a shandy & an Aspirin,
I know a mate
who knows a goat
who has a cousin if you’re askin’…
–
Plus some other stuff that’s vague
& the bubonic plague.
Enjoy…