Poetry
three more short poems
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three more short poems ( t r ì d à i n g h o i r i d e i l e )
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crow bungalow jackdaw backdoor ... toad stool newt pew ... ring road road ring ...
cripes on a bicycle
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cripes on a bicycle ( a l o g i s t i c a l d a y d r e a m )
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hedges of edgelands bricks of the styx dung of the beetles tongue of the beaks larks of the arse-ends friends of the blends romans & yeomans mud on their cheeks hawks of the hill-borne whores of the moors warbles of walrus scaling the peaks whales of the forest foals of the vales jiggles & jumbles gifts bearing greeks quails of the dale's dip bees on the breeze barons in manors breathing antiques berks & bezerkers clowns in the town rats in the churches whispering squeaks birds of the burbles hares of the wares bears of the woodland shitting in creaks bats in the valley shepherds & sheep tremble when thunder rumbles & speaks ...
some call it ” pudding “
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some call it ” pudding ” ( s o m e o f t h a t s p o n t a n a e i t y b r i n g s l i f e e t c )
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shotgun michaelmas shat-nav graviton sneeze breeze cheesery left-hook lemonade red book pallisade pea green seraphin hopscotch laser ray big, fat fatima ( amen ) ...
pigeon portugese
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pigeon portugese ( a c h a i n o f t a w t )
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pigeon portugese lesser-speckled cornish auk catfish catalan catfish catalan medieval flemish elk mandrill mandarin mandrill mandarin pink flamingo middle norse sanskrit antelope sanskrit antelope triple-english chicken shit pigeon portugese ...
introducing the bland
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introducing the bland ( r o c k o n t h e n )
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blah on guitar drone on vocals eyeing drying paint on bass christmas on synth comatose on bongos yawn on horns & golf on drums ...
interstellar hedgehogs
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interstellar hedgehogs ( p l o v e r t h a t r a i n b o w )
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interstellar hedgehogs chasing rays of star stuff ostriches in sandpits gargle as the lark lazaruses dead frogs jiggles with the dawn's balls seven speckled blackbirds burble in the park bursts of belgian folk odes bits of smurf & tintin as the polecats pole dance & the maidens bark shapes of wraith & covens blips & baker's dozens interstellar hedgehogs sing a song - & hark ...
stick to the towpath
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stick to the towpath ( a n o t h e r b l o o d y p o e m )
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ants dance in pantries & chapels flap bats snakes shake up ladders & pavements smoke cracks uncles up antes as camels spit toes stick to the towpath & flow with facts ...
big farmer runs the world
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big farmer runs the world ( a t r u e t a l e )
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he creamed it through the atlas
he cheetahed sphere & far
a grin upon his noggin
a whoosh of ooh & arr
he hawked the haunts of northern
& hared the lairs of south
without a stitch of stalling
a straw straw in his mouth
he swished a swish in cities
as traffic crept a crawl
a giant stench of silage
at least sixteen feet tall
he stumbled not in jungles
as serpents stir & hiss
& broke no sweat in deserts
'twas all a piece of piss
he chased the sprite horizons
from eastern light to west
a flash of cap & scamper
a tweed suit, boots & vest
he legged it over hillocks
he raced the rivers' swish
( but swan the bits with oceans
amongst the wrecks & fish )
from john 0'goats to belgium
from tim buck - too - to crewe
'fore home to wed his cousin
she's only two foot two
for miles giles pegged the planet
as earthish firma twirled
& swirled as stars were singing
- big farmer runs the world -
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cloudy lemonade
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cloudy lemonade ( a p o e t i c )
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ginger nuts & dust
sputter reams of custard creams
mrs green is drunk
pincers pinch a pew
caterpillars in a queue
uncle sun has sunk
cloudy lemonade
trousers of the turin shroud
creepers on a trunk
statuettes or bust
sunday is a lizard queen
monday is a monk
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