Poetry

gabbling nuts

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gabbling nuts  ( my other poem is a manuka honey badger )

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mist upon the fog

sodden is the trodden path

as the badgers sing


songs within the bonce

ponce upon a scorpion

tales within the sting


as the woodland brown

weasels scheme & leaves piss down

kiss a signets ring


loop the whooper's hoop

swans upon a monkey isle

gibbons in the swing


droving over stiles

stubble grows as beards appear

so the limpets cling


pipers, pies & piles

whales & bales in barns of yarns

bailing twine as string


fuddles in the dales

in the midst of second spring

winter in the wings


let the games begin

gabbling nuts & dust - til may

babble, that's the thing

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a shit poem about some local idiots poem

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a shit poem about some local idiots  ( because entropy plus karma equals shit )

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they laugh at decay

while waxing the gibbous

in gargles of lager

the midlands in mist


a pantomime pig

a pint & a natter

a clatter of adders

the eye of a fly


the code of the toad

as blossom is snowing

the vicar is sinking

the baker is toast


a hole in the road

a fork in a blizzard

an autumn of sorts or

an early bird birth


til cometh the tap

a phantom is calling

as bantams are scrawling

the black claw

( of death )

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winter in the wingspan

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winter in the wingspan  ( fuck thirteen’s nasty weasel-demons & carry on )

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autumn's squalls & balls are mortared

as the drawn at dawn are quartered

sodden is the rotten orchard

stinkin' as a binman


bollocks, hops the rabbit robin

at the rabid foxes gobbin'

yonder is a cabbage-goblin

pissin' in a tin can


as the truckin' psalms are hairy

interfuckin'planetary

phantom partridge in a pear tree

winter in the wingspan


til the muntered sun is dancing

& sunken badgers dancing

sing until the minted lamb spring

flutterings of flimflam

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confusion is …

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confusion is … ( & it glows a little something like this )

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the clam before the storm

a walrus in a walnut tree

the polka dotted sun

a plastic mackerel sky


the owl that hoots at noon

the ship that rigged the lottery

a hop within a skip

a dish within a pie


the raisin in the rhyme

the mumbles of a bumblebee

a shuffle in a shoe

as tigers stripe the sky


the rat that drowns the rain

a puddle in the fuddle's sea

the mountaineering mole

a dragon - as a fly


the mizzle mist of list

the cardinals of syncope

the marzipan on mars

or stones of gemini


the toad that leads to rome

the living ghost of poetry

a scribble in a blink

the life & times of i

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the animal offensive

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the animal offensive  (  a  p o e m  &  t h e  t r u t h  t o o  )

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wombat battleships

hare air carriers

snark armadas

hedgehog hovercraft


aardvark arsenals

goshawk fighter jets

frogmouth frogmen

brown owl tiger tanks


penguin paratroops

black swan bomber squads

spider snipers

bugbear legionnaires


merman mercenaries

catfish cavalry

panther panzers

ibex infantry


shark artillery

bat battalions

toucan troopers

red fox special-ops


marching marmosets

war, roar unicorns

on, treecreepers

fuck you, zookeepers

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orthopaedic shoes

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orthopaedic shoes  (  a  p o e m z  )

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strolling a song

in the muddle of the morn


baa bleat the cows

& a moo from all the ewes


stringing along

with y' vest & dressing gown


toothpaste's the stain

on y' tartan painted trews


smiles from the town

on a yokel-local lane


still sits the wind

so the miller blows a fuse


autumn's in spore

as a buzzard boars the sky


holes in the soles

of y' orthopaedic shoes

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excuses, excuses, excuses, excuses, excuses

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excuses, excuses, excuses, excuses, excuses  (  ?  )

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silage is golden

the dog ate the silage

freddie starr ate my last rolo


then


i fell into a puddle

on a rainy daze

in gloucester

& met suranne jones

& a narwhal from atlantis


so


it's pantomime season

& the garden gnomes are wassailing


-


moles are the only true

ground breakers left


but


if i were a ptarmigan

in a tartan cardigan


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cows keep mooing

mooing

the goalposts

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alphabet antennae

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alphabet antennae  (  a  p o e t r y  )

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alphabet antennae

blasting badger babylon

christmas crystal crows

diabetic dogs


even easter's eggheads

farting farthing funerals

galloping goshawks

horus's horsefly


iodine is inkling

j'accuse jim's jacuzzi jam

kipper kilowatts

lemon leper lords


musical, my mudflaps

nibiru's new noodle nest

otter obelisks

pyrotechnic plums


quoting quagga quince queens

ruffle rubber river run

seven silver swans

tonsil tonguing toads


unicorn urinals

vintage viking valium

weasels waxing wings

xanadu's xenon


yodel yeti yeoman

zither zephyr zulu zeus

( zzzzzzz )

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