Poems
toodle’s oooooooh
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toodle’s oooooooh ( based on a true story )
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shotgun michaelmas sweet pea pepper pen bish-bosh pocket watch poss tot - see yuh then hopscotch horoscope mud-flap meeting hall nose job oracle oak-cloaked evening all ballsack clarinet cack fish gibbon shit cracked black baritones bat's that - skin 'n' split earwig wizardry pig's ear river row how now, sunken sow? spin-chin cheerio coleslaw walruses swing wing gibbon gong frogspawn sandwiches fat swan, sing a song sphere cheer chariots cancan kangaroo tincan mattarhorn newt's toot - toodleoooooooh ...
bright white sheet shite
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blank white sheet shite ( a seasonal scribble )
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the first of the month a crackle of popcorn a blossom of cotton & rabbits are wed the chalk of the town a clatter of chatter as seagulls are shitting on chefs in their nests of dusted meringue & cheese à la cottage as swans sing of linen & doves string along with men in their coats & albino phantoms as mistletoe tingles & sheep fly the flag a knight in a van a tower of flour a shuffle of knuckles the milk of the eye & elephants lie as sliced is the rice bread i scribble this piffle alone in the snow ...
mottoesque
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mottoesque ( it’s mottoesque – like a motto )
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so do your do as who hoots owls to fish upon & lick the stars no brain, no drain for sod is glove as all tarts cake arse for arse ache we come to cheese odd & my shite the customer's hallways are bright so bee the breeze as war is peas to seize the daze & flight the flight caecilius est in atrium ...
when cul-de-sacs attack
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when cul-de-sacs attack ( for saint andrew & bonny scotch pancake land )
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when cul-de-sacs attack the paper quakes the pens are lead as pencils trench the desk i don my mask then mustard gas as sunshine strikes the eye beyond the blue of blinds that rule in kingdoms all at war the gaps between the flaps of shat ...
gabbling nuts
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gabbling nuts ( my other poem is a manuka honey badger )
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mist upon the fog sodden is the trodden path as the badgers sing songs within the bonce ponce upon a scorpion tales within the sting as the woodland brown weasels scheme & leaves piss down kiss a signets ring loop the whooper's hoop swans upon a monkey isle gibbons in the swing droving over stiles stubble grows as beards appear so the limpets cling pipers, pies & piles whales & bales in barns of yarns bailing twine as string fuddles in the dales in the midst of second spring winter in the wings let the games begin gabbling nuts & dust - til may babble, that's the thing ...
a shit poem about some local idiots poem
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a shit poem about some local idiots ( because entropy plus karma equals shit )
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they laugh at decay while waxing the gibbous in gargles of lager the midlands in mist a pantomime pig a pint & a natter a clatter of adders the eye of a fly the code of the toad as blossom is snowing the vicar is sinking the baker is toast a hole in the road a fork in a blizzard an autumn of sorts or an early bird birth til cometh the tap a phantom is calling as bantams are scrawling the black claw ( of death ) ...
winter in the wingspan
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winter in the wingspan ( fuck thirteen’s nasty weasel-demons & carry on )
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autumn's squalls & balls are mortared as the drawn at dawn are quartered sodden is the rotten orchard stinkin' as a binman bollocks, hops the rabbit robin at the rabid foxes gobbin' yonder is a cabbage-goblin pissin' in a tin can as the truckin' psalms are hairy interfuckin'planetary phantom partridge in a pear tree winter in the wingspan til the muntered sun is dancing & sunken badgers dancing sing until the minted lamb spring flutterings of flimflam ...
confusion is …
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confusion is … ( & it glows a little something like this )
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the clam before the storm a walrus in a walnut tree the polka dotted sun a plastic mackerel sky the owl that hoots at noon the ship that rigged the lottery a hop within a skip a dish within a pie the raisin in the rhyme the mumbles of a bumblebee a shuffle in a shoe as tigers stripe the sky the rat that drowns the rain a puddle in the fuddle's sea the mountaineering mole a dragon - as a fly the mizzle mist of list the cardinals of syncope the marzipan on mars or stones of gemini the toad that leads to rome the living ghost of poetry a scribble in a blink the life & times of i ...
the animal offensive
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the animal offensive ( a p o e m & t h e t r u t h t o o )
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wombat battleships hare air carriers snark armadas hedgehog hovercraft aardvark arsenals goshawk fighter jets frogmouth frogmen brown owl tiger tanks penguin paratroops black swan bomber squads spider snipers bugbear legionnaires merman mercenaries catfish cavalry panther panzers ibex infantry shark artillery bat battalions toucan troopers red fox special-ops marching marmosets war, roar unicorns on, treecreepers fuck you, zookeepers ...
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