quarter past fuck knows

~

quarter past fuck knows  (  f o r  y e t i  &  n e s s i e  )



quarter past fuck knows

weevils on a drunken eve

yawning morning dew


dial a sun, crow toes

spiral like an afternoon

dinosaur at two


bumblebees, breeze blows

robots on a roman road

clocks of cuckoo spew


burble 'erb - thyme flows

flapping as a pantomime

flying back to you

( ? )

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sycamore

~

sycamore  (  a  p o e m  )





in black chapels of crab apples

as jack-badgers jig in jaggles

& chip chaffinch chatter jackals

as a maiden tames a shrew


in fir forests of frost otters

as frog-florists cough in coffers

& green beavers sneeze on loggers

as the vicars sniff on glue


in red temples of lead pencils

as black adders fast for lentils

& grey ravens bass the trebles

as the saxons tax a pew


or squawk orchards of auk orphans

as incisors grind on organs

& jawed georgians war with gorgons

i shall sycamore - for yew

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cripes on a bicycle

~

cripes on a bicycle  (  a  l o g i s t i c a l  d a y d r e a m  )





hedges of edgelands

bricks of the styx

dung of the beetles

tongue of the beaks


larks of the arse-ends

friends of the blends

romans & yeomans

mud on their cheeks


hawks of the hill-borne

whores of the moors

warbles of walrus

scaling the peaks


whales of the forest

foals of the vales

jiggles & jumbles

gifts bearing greeks


quails of the dale's dip

bees on the breeze

barons in manors

breathing antiques


berks & bezerkers

clowns in the town

rats in the churches

whispering squeaks


birds of the burbles

hares of the wares

bears of the woodland

shitting in creaks


bats in the valley

shepherds & sheep

tremble when thunder

rumbles & speaks

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pigeon portugese

~

pigeon portugese  (  a  c h a i n  o f  t a w t  )




pigeon portugese

lesser-speckled cornish auk

catfish catalan


catfish catalan

medieval flemish elk

mandrill mandarin


mandrill mandarin

pink flamingo middle norse

sanskrit antelope


sanskrit antelope

triple-english chicken shit

pigeon portugese

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interstellar hedgehogs

~

interstellar hedgehogs  (  p l o v e r  t h a t  r a i n b o w  )




interstellar hedgehogs

chasing rays of star stuff

ostriches in sandpits

gargle as the lark


lazaruses dead frogs

jiggles with the dawn's balls

seven speckled blackbirds

burble in the park


bursts of belgian folk odes

bits of smurf & tintin

as the polecats pole dance

& the maidens bark


shapes of wraith & covens

blips & baker's dozens

interstellar hedgehogs

sing a song - & hark

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big farmer runs the world

~

big farmer runs the world  (  a  t r u e  t a l e  )





he creamed it through the atlas

he cheetahed sphere & far

a grin upon his noggin

a whoosh of ooh & arr


he hawked the haunts of northern

& hared the lairs of south

without a stitch of stalling

a straw straw in his mouth


he swished a swish in cities

as traffic crept a crawl

a giant stench of silage

at least sixteen feet tall


he stumbled not in jungles

as serpents stir & hiss

& broke no sweat in deserts

'twas all a piece of piss


he chased the sprite horizons

from eastern light to west

a flash of cap & scamper

a tweed suit, boots & vest


he legged it over hillocks

he raced the rivers' swish

( but swan the bits with oceans

amongst the wrecks & fish )


from john 0'goats to belgium

from tim buck - too - to crewe

'fore home to wed his cousin

she's only two foot two


for miles giles pegged the planet

as earthish firma twirled

& swirled as stars were singing

- big farmer runs the world -

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