i’d pike to peach the pearl to ping

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i’d pike to peach the pearl to ping  (  a  p o e t r y  )




i'd bike to bilge the worm a gnome

& burnish shit with love

crow faculties & punny bees

& snow shite turtle doves


i'd spike to speech the whirl to wing

in perspex armoury

i'd like to colditz in my palms

& seasick tuscany


i'd hike to scree the swirl for bonce

squall brassing band in band

& hear them hedgerow through the squills

for peas throughout the bland


i'd pike to peach the pearl to ping

in pervert larceny

i'd like to fold it in my arse

& keep it company

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my other poem is …

~

my other poem is …  (  a  s c r i b b l e  )





the prince regent of greenland

the lost keys of a skeleton

a gibbon & an englishman

an otter in an orangery

a rose within the clover

the antlers of an antelope

the saddest song a swan can mime

a whitsun eve on ganymede

september in november

the mustard in y' custard cream

the dots that spot the tiger's stripes

a spider sky - an alibi

the bread that leavens lemons

an odyssey stroke lottery

a prat amongst the pigeons &

a black hole in the coal shed

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bolts of blue

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bolts of blue  (  h m m m m m m m  )




if i am herring red

then you are bolts of blue

the tac upon the wall

a silent touch of flu


with nick the prick above

& deep the denim seas

a crack of robin's egg

a whiff of stilton's cheese


or prussian lightning strike

the grease of bottled fly

the periwinkle moon

or juniper jam sky


a blaze of flame in spring

as neptune blooms & rings

the berry saddest song

a bird or whale can sing


& so, the yonder's swan

no bye or toodleooh

if i am herring red

then you are bolts of blue

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syntax saddle wax

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syntax saddle wax  (  a  p o e t r y s  )





hopscotch otter socks

tosser lottery

prosody's a

podded pea


big gun bunion sun

onions in a dome

shining like a

chromosome


tut, tut cardigans

lather as a larch

cabbages are

on the march


pen then, morris men

togas when in rome

worm squirms in an

earthen tome


spew blew mutant moon

magnets on y' back

pave the wave - don't

smoke the crack


syntax saddle wax

fodder froth & foams

horses snorting

hippodromes


hi-fi libarary

skittles in a line

hare's the air

& sylphidine


bat flap babbleaxe

gargle garden gnome

pots in holes &

scrolling home

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cabbage mathematical

~

cabbage mathematical  (  a  l i s t  )





cabbage mathematical

cataracts & anoraks

snippet up & scribble this

squawking to y' elf again

pebbles in a pencil case

buttons of the onion sun

portals in a portaloo

petals on a rose's thorn

scissor kicks & waterloo

poetry with broken toes

otters in an orangery

smatterings of scatterings

mother moon & sister mist

focus in the crocuses

faux-fluorescent funerals

this is not a shopping list

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flight, the good fight

~

flight, the good fight  (  i n k  t h i s  t h e n  )




otters of austria

caskets of ossier

seven & leavening

scatters of maps


bulls of bulgaria

doggerland's hairier

frogs win the lottery

gaps in the cracks


attics of attica

badgers & fatima

newts in y' jungle juice

bats for y' flaps


llamas of narnia

aardvarks are hardier

bubbles & babbleships

scraps in y' naps

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beast before easter

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beast before easter  (  h m m m m m m m  )


bats in the attic

the battle of jutland

is naps in a foundry

& houses in huts


woods on the woodchip

achoo & confucius

a clatter of cushions

a scatter of struts


stalking the morning

a pun in the oven

as sirius dribbles

& riddle's the mutts


mist is a vista

it's greener on venus

a deer in y' earwig

& stagger the ruts


sit isaac newton

it's grey in y' ashtray

the eye of a neutron

a tab for y' butts


queen nefertiti

a spoon in the treacle

& barks in the darkness

a trundle of guts


pearls in a swirlwind

a natter of napkins

so beast before easter

& may contain nuts


throbs of thrombosis

plus frogs & trombonists

a river of scissors

the kicks & the cuts

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come soon for supper

~

come soon for supper  (  a  l i s t  s t r o k e  p o e m  )




the lady of the lakeland car park bust-up


colonel mustard's flustered bustard


captain birdseye's pirate cousin


rameses the gravy train spotter


uncle sun & sister blister


prussians in the russian squinter


snap, crackle but pop's gone weasel


ganymede & bring a bottle


badgers from andromeda


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snippet up

~

snippet up  (  a n  a s s o r t m e n t  o f  s u n d r i e s  )




ring bell for service

when we were elves

pebble dashed wednesday

quarter past pine nuts

raspberry ripples

i want your rabies

oliver cromwell

rain on the glass roof

pen in the morning

peter the goatherd

marmalade marching

squirms in a cancan

sodium gnosis

sir humphrey davey

lumps in the gravy

is this the real life?

is this just fantasy?

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