the cousin of bread

~

the cousin of bread ( daerb fo nisuoc eht )

a breakfast friend

the cousin of bread

a knife in hand

& butter is spread

a scrunching lunch

a supper, a tea

with margarine

& runny honey

a scented star

the king of the crunch

a bed f’ beans

a pinch & a punch

the chief of charred

a hymn in the air

the king of crisp

& chairman of yeahhh

a fibrous sprite

a round of the brown

a glue f’ pooh

& gobble it down

a sort of nod

a cheer & a sup

& disappear

the bottoms of up

a slice of slang

for that which is done

the fucked, the dead

the buggered ‘n’ spun

a sign, a post

& rhymer of ghost

or northernmost

– this poem is toast

goodnight auntie

~

goodnight, auntie ( eitnua ,thgindoog )

she mewls & spools & spews

her dribble, dross & floss

a crippled morning yawns

& mizzled afternoons

are shite as creeping night

the day’s a double daze

in sinking shades of beige

& lumpen london’s greys

her snuffled evening snooze

a minion’s ministry

of george’s blooming truth

as two plus bloody two

is never ruddy four

it’s flippin’ five – divide

& hide from weasels – run

the ‘rona sniffles spin

a coma of a sun

her gloaming jokes are woke

& total scrotal wank

as saville’s rancid ghost

hangs over – seek & see

a flapping phantom black

a laughing rabid rat

she bit the feeding hand

& bleeding britain winced

the rotter’s coffers pinch

& this old, little bitch

can frig quisling herself

& leach not offa me

the rest is sweat in stone

a nave beneath a grave

so fuck the b.b.c

a conker fell

~

a conker fell ( llef reknoc a )

a conker fell upon the path

a feather & a leaf

upon the soft & sodden ground

– the lightness of a thief

& ponder i upon a plod

is this a sort of nod?

a mirror land of sinking sand

a portent & a sod

a bugger of the rectal rim

a spanner up the arse

a bounder of a bouncing bean

until the green is sparse

the roundabouts of out again

with knickers in a spin

a vernal verse – but in reverse

the cousin of begin

& kiss the twists of sylphid mist

a wraith upon the vale

a leper of a letterbox

& brush the foxes’ tail

as breezes blow & weasels crow

& thickets disappear

a conker fell upon the path

& so the bend is here

( oh, bollocks )

yesterday is tomorrow’s today

~

yesterday is tomorrow’s today ( yadot s’worromot si yadretsey )

then fledgling phoenixes

stage left & right turn

them from the ashes

of another dry ice age

breathe like a bicycle

fly like a mole

bite the bullet’s hole

before the trigger is triggered

time is like octopuses

on a bouncy castle

dodge the phantom rain clouds

hiding in the sun’s shine

tudor computers

neolithic portals

yawns of a morning

sleeping ’til the evening

so, robotic romans

saturn spins both ways

spanners, anvils, calendars

circles, whirrs & banisters

hammers, hammocks, kippers red

hamsters haddock in the head

easter was a phantom land

& bring your own sandwiches

oh, cauliflowers

~

oh, cauliflowers ( srewolfiluac ,ho )

when the dusted speckled hen

spots the rusted lion’s den

when the evening spiral’s fly

spiders weaving in y’ eye

when the tartan garden lark

snarks a bark – & harken – hark

then the piffle pigeons roar

– all the little piglets soar

( author notes )

the picture is some runner beans

september or bust

~

september or bust  ( tsub ro rebmetpes )

 

 

a hymn again beyond the fog

with pissing rain, the earth’s a bog

 

a gurgled splodge, a sodden trudge

of mother mud & chocolate fudge

 

the bouncing ground’s a trampoline

the browns & greens of in between

 

a trundle sees the orchards hang

a mutant hue, a boomerang

 

& england spins, the branches shake

as petals snow & phantoms wake

 

a feather falls upon the fro

the gardens lark as breezes crow

 

& all is balls, the squirrels scry

& blather nuts – the bend is nigh

 

the summery is crystal blear

the bumbles bee – ’til autumn’s here

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

light be there let

~

light be there let  ( tel ereht eb thgil  )

 

can the goblins see me?

but the wind is plasticine

she is not an octopus

then the seventh century

soaring with the goshawks

underneath the garden

are there swans in swansea?

on a magic carpet

born before the cod wars

february the fifty fifth

farmers farting parsnips

bees in aberdeen

sod a soggy michaelmas

yet the lemon cheesecake

sings another songbook

love me like a mayfly

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dim dawdles

~

dim dawdles  (  seldwad mid  )

 
sofa comatose
then a stumble rose

mumble in the clear
balladeer of bones

middle night is bright
bolting poltergeist

owl a sound & scape
squawk within a walk

play within a plot
crystal chrysalis

‘fore the yawns of dawn
silver trails of snails

scattering of ash
tattered scraps of maps

pissing in this mist
cabbage anorak

squirms within a book
rain upon the brain

sun is underneath
gleams until the eaves

scumbled umbra hue
leas in lieu of green

warble walrus roar
witch within a ditch

lark in gargled dark
marbled stars of sight

sprite the yellow moon
blooming over hills

purple purring breeze
shapes of phantom badgers

bend is swirling in
spin me back to sleep

 

 

( author notes )

the moon was yellow last night

& she looked lovely