I've never worn clogs on a Wednesday

or winked at an owl of an eve

nor lobbed a potato

at a bust of Plato

yet many gullible people

still they believe.





That I often sing sea shanties whilst in Switzerland

plus chuckle at their alpine mackerel skies

these are a pack o' lies

the usual shite - it's no surprise

but whose behind these nasty vicious rumours

& why?

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