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broken biscuit spring
sings in yon unopened tin
( best before mayday )
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broken biscuit spring
sings in yon unopened tin
( best before mayday )
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w elly weather then
westerly downfalls
i t’s muddy underfoot as
invaders cross the sea
n ot a bee bumbles
no rose other than
t he hellebore blooms
twilights haunt too soon
e verything is cobwebs
eggs in a casket
i dle as the catkins purr
in between warm fronts
s outh east sunrises
snoring dormice
h urry old codger
home before the puddles freeze
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a cold rice pudding
fresh out the can
stodgy yet lost
& an icicle which since
melted in my hand
from last night’s frost
a sellotape roll
without a found end
so good luck with that then
an unwritten book
with white space within &
no isbn
the latest normie goss
about yours truly
none of which is true
five pence in change
two twos & a one
no receipt – now shoo
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intersecting curves
on a sheet of graph paper
illustrate things well
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re this bookish strange
the rearranged pages
it’s a frowning face
in the low cloud’s locus
it’s number sixty six
then seventeen somehow
i blame the teachers’ parents
& the cod of all odd
by the grace of this plaice
yet the blooming moon wonders
what the factual uck?
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your advert goes here
the one about the holiday
in smug sunshine
or the latest wearable
that we’ll never wear – because
that’s n.p.c ‘reepy
or your miraculous pile cream
or chocolate flamethrower
whatever you wish
( dear mister e.washy )
to flog us all with next
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octobersome
a conker falls
& kills a squirrel
octobersome
horlicks or ovaltine?
open the post
octobersome
a postcard arrives
from barmy june
octobersome
the full moon resumes
so bury your headstone
octobersome
bonfires linger
on old tweed jackets
octobersome
deep heat cream
applied to your right thigh
octobersome
the lonesome ghost
of yer long lost cousin
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a chicken that quacks
like a mallard up river
& a five pound discount voucher
for those already ripped off
no more limescale
slightly less wars
a christmas in spring
& easter on halloween
a.i jesus archetypes
curing bots ‘n’ what not’s
twenty more genders
& a duck that clucks
is all the big mob
with the big gob wish
so give the hungry crowd
what the famished folk want
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i identify
as a magpie
i identify
as a cheese & pickle sandwich
i identify
as the battle of trafalgar
i identify
as a can of rice pudding
i identify
as a muggy sunday evening
i identify
as an iron age hillfort
i identify
as a monkey puzzle tree
i identify
yes – me, me, me
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although
the butler saw him last
although
it smells of pickled eggs
although
the sun rose quietly
although
the gob nextdoor misheard
although
the dinosaurs got bored
although
the eggless omelette vanished
although
the breeze turned left
although
chest down & stomach full
although
i was only breathing
although
the cloud came running
although
the wing commander fell
although
the post was late again
although
the poet’s plot was lost
although
the skeleton’s key was found
although
this toast is overdone
– although, although, although
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