the dog’s buccolics

Back in the green

a true pastoral scene,

an external chapel

a wish in Winter's dream

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Be it meadow, peak or bracken

wherever chance & stuff may happen,

the splendour shall possess & gently caress

you shall be taken abacken

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By the ambrosial leaves & part-time bees

the enchanting beauty, oh so serene,

but when it then gets too much & you've now had enough

just insert sumit like: Fuckin' obscene 

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what happened to the other poems…

Well the first poem fell

down a mine shaft / well,

& withered within a fortnight

as all passers dismissed its yells

The next poem was gored

by a mob of wild boars,

in historic woody woodland

& then my homework ate the corpse

Another poem died from sheer sin

Sudafed & Benylin,

plus Junior Calpol – despite being an adult

the coroner didn’t know where to begin

& the last poem got lost in some mist

honest – I’m not takin’ the piss,

it may well have been abducted – by aliens or Alans

so you’ll have to make do with this