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p encil shavings, plum stones
e ar muffs, eye patches
i roning boards, ice cream cones
c otton wool buds, conkers
e gg shells, elastic bands
s and paper, seventeen pence
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p encil shavings, plum stones
e ar muffs, eye patches
i roning boards, ice cream cones
c otton wool buds, conkers
e gg shells, elastic bands
s and paper, seventeen pence
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feather dusters, feathered friends
dead ends, divs & dividends
kiss the swan & scribble on
feather dusters, feathered friends
paper tigers, paper planes
stripy cats & flying brains
roaring forms on soaring sheets
paper tigers, paper planes
apple presses, apple carts
sticky digits, treacle tarts
haunted orchards, misted us
apple presses, apple carts
power showers, power naps
sunday snoring, thinking caps
‘morning all’ the curtain calls
power showers, power naps
undercover, underpants
second suns & dancing ants
clutter, clatter – down but up
undercover, underpants
kitchen dressers, kitchen sinks
cheeky like a statue’s winks
on the sly with you in lieu
kitchen dressers, kitchen sinks
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s unless terror, tremor
shiver like a leafless oak
shouting out black clouds
t rampolining green grass
thunder each scrumpled up
thought of my true love’s
o peratic space beams
oh the horror though
outside is alive
r ain, rain, fucking rain
rafters battened but
ravens roar for more
m athematic mattresses
mudflaps have the last laugh
musically atonal
y elling bells knell
your morning is a pancake
yet the yew trees yodel
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so january – oh, can you see
your phantom limbs, a fantasy?
dear february & feathered friends
the present’s span – it never ends
um, muddled march – just starch my shirt
a brighter white – not shades of dirt
yet april’s ape’s a jape, a shape
a floating cloak ( perhaps a cape? )
give may a spin – then let’s begin
with buttercups, a yellow chin
though broken june – will never tune
the moon’s kazoo – or his bassoon
so sing july, when thicket throbs
with cricket legs ( instead of gobs )
as august dusts – my dresser shelf
the rest is just ~ a woodland elf
would september – remember us
the scattered ash, an omnibus
of october – the ghostly year
& slowly so we … disappear
yes, november – is peppermints
then spot the cat, the leopard sprints
we’re december, the ember’s spark
we reignite ( each morning lark )
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the chemical burns
beneath my panda
eyes – the bright blue
sky upon your
haddock head
& we are battered
chipped & mushy
peas be with you
we are stories
like the distant – stars
a scar in
every twinkle
twinkle little death
& catching – fluttered breath
these scatter cushions
us, the cloudy
early hatchlings
groaning bones but
tomorrow isn’t cancelled
like a zed lister’s
online wrongthink
mister bump is
our spirit guide – life
is a series of un –
fortunate accidents
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death is my uncle
i help him with the harvest
by midsummer the grass is
ready for the scythe
we live in the same small
town or quite large village
down up in the midlands
where the air signs know
the king is not my queen
as the mistle thrushes crow
life is your cousin
& high on themself
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the traffic warden hag
& the hawthorn sapling
arthur / martha
& the backstreet clinic ( shush )
half a crown in shrapnel
but a shilling still in debt
the piper, the fool
& the giant cob of sweetcorn
the ballad of the abbot
& the wet, wet sponge
my true love
is a chartered accountant
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she loves me, she loves me not
she loves me, she loves me no
she loves me, she loves me n
she loves me, she loves me
she loves me, she loves m
she loves me, she loves
she loves me, she love
she loves me, she lov
she loves me, she lo
she loves me, she l
she loves me, she
she loves me, sh
she loves me, s
she loves me
she loves m
she loves
she love
she lov
she lo
she l
she
sh
s
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yes, quite a pious chap
a monkish, boffin brained
polymathic poet bloke
from them-there saxon times
with a very clean anus
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lacing up my tongue
the world is run by cobblers
& they’ve got no sole
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