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the milkman’s mishaps
the matron’s ozempic face
the minstrel’s bad breath
the miller’s trapped wind
or the mayor’s hairy elbows
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the milkman’s mishaps
the matron’s ozempic face
the minstrel’s bad breath
the miller’s trapped wind
or the mayor’s hairy elbows
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…
can the candlemaker
blow the candles
on his birthday cake?
does the grocer’s daughter
know her onions
like her father?
how far does the farmer
plough the field
before the seagulls
then descend
& feast upon
the worms that squirm in furrows?
will the wicked winter wind
frisk us all
fruzzen?
has the haberdasher
dashed
down to the harbour yet?
do the bible bashers
worship badgers
on the sly?
when will the spring
sing a hymn
like a poem thing?
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we became the pages
like the photographs
of the calendar’s turn
over & collapse
catch another breath then
whack the kettle on
formerly’s a rain cloud
once is now upon
i, the ‘nana milksop
shaken like a leaf
tumbles in the breezes
time is but a thief
you, the feathered future
darker than the crack
of a massive arse’ole
so shadows attack
furthermore it’s autumn
winter’s on its way
walk into the evening
as the mantis pray
’til the badgers samba
as the toadstools spore
roaming in the gloaming
knocking on death’s door
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if the earth is flat
then eddie izzard is a woman
& hamas
are holding sausages
as hostages
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in between the drops
& the drips from the tap
in the bathroom’s sink
holes for all your pigeons
a smidgeon of ink
a wink & a nod
off before the whistle
yet we never saw
those thunderclouds coming
up from the ground
a mystery is blooming
chuntering left
to this very laptop
& other such devices
download complete
& then repeat
looping those cassettes
retracing echoes
of the future’s spanners
picking up steam’s litter
grabbing at the fog
horns on his head
tread with feathered feet
we, the incomplete
& utter gubbins
fall like an autumn
chorally crow
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scrumpled up & stuffed
in the side left pocket
of your lucky tracky b’s
between odd socks
handkerchiefs, neck frills
perchance a tea towel
soon the cycle’s set
rescue before drowning
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s emaphore & seraphin
then let’s begin
e ctoplasm
from the nostrils of your nose
p op tarts & pardons
welkins water gardens
t artan rugs, temporal
feeling quite septemberal
e gg timers tick
tocks getting quick
m altesers, mole hills
another beanstalk spills
b iplanes stutter
better run for cover
e arly trains, catch up
ketchup, the night bus
r ubber gloves, chickens
you & who the dickens
a xe handles jazz
i’m your magic spaz
l uggage on a trolley
best bring a brolly
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somewhere there where
the orange peel ends up
& rests in pea pods
as parsnip tops rot on
at the bottom of the garden
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…
but if it fits – it must go in
& so the rhymers stroke a chin
the breezes blow in figure eights
the bubblegum sun masticates
the clouds aloud, a bursting sky
the rest is but a butterfly
a post-it-note, the shepherds blah
the leopards here not spotted far
upon another pigeon day
the poets float & scroat away
a sort of door, a flowing so
a cattle cat & mornings glow
a certain number’s syllables
the stresses dee in intervals
between the dums & on she plods
& then she ends, you lucky sods
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…
beyond the swan
& in between
the closing sings
an opening
the seasons tease
the breezes crow
the flow is though
a river’s bend
a kingfisher
a fissure here
apocryphal
is possible
the near is far
a wooden spoon
a garden gate
& middle eight
a flighty sky
my feathered friend
the end is just
the cusp of soon
but when is then
& rubber gloves
or turtle doves
the morning squawks
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