…
smile if the rhyme flies
laughing there, the gasping air
five silver magpies
…
…
smile if the rhyme flies
laughing there, the gasping air
five silver magpies
…
…
foggy glasses?
mysteries see
holey sweaters?
fall into me
hazy morning?
mutant evening
poltergeist smile?
soon be leaving
prosy clatter?
read aloud verse
happy campers?
give ’em cloudbursts
sweaty yetis?
blame the mothmen
empty bottles?
fill us up then
…
…
annoyingly oblique
like the two-a-penny prose
in poetry review
& other such squirms
the winter wind won’t sing
her lips are sealed frozen
the calendar cannot
recite in rhyming cantons
the cobwebs of tomorrow
i long to gaze & gawp
like a curtain twitching darren
at the form of each future
the line work & notation
the back, the sack & crack
to choose a brighter upgrade
& not more bland ahoy
as the wank in your angst
is the ants in your pants
yet the kitchen sink
the custard creams, the third crusade
the golden age of steam
the councils & the demes
the cotton clouds – if sung aloud
& we’re all backwards now
…
…
bardic is a barn
rusty in places
shelter for the sheep
mangles on their breath
wurzels & turnips
rustic bumpkin songs
rise before the sun
glorious each morning
gladder than priapus
trudge a lonely so
jill up a molehill
jack in the greenhouse
yawn a gold before
far from the town where
steve became eve
where the blue haired croon
of albion’s erasure
with a tea towel scarf
fly like a white dove
from the warring words
of their melting pot mouths
bee another breeze
in the dilly of the valley
& the dally of time
…
…
a few too many
bumps to the head
a few too many
a few too many
a few too many
bumps to the head
a few too many
a few too many
a few too many
bumps to the head
a few too many
a few too many
yes, a few too many
bumps to the head
& a few more
for good measure
…
…
irk in cathode
catkin overload
cloven hoofed yoof
old mango skin
syntax wheelie bin
…
…
galactic gannets
the costerman’s spanner
a venturing in vest
apparently a porpoise
the formless, formerly
…
…
the milkman’s mishaps
the matron’s ozempic face
the minstrel’s bad breath
the miller’s trapped wind
or the mayor’s hairy elbows
…
…
can the candlemaker
blow the candles
on his birthday cake?
does the grocer’s daughter
know her onions
like her father?
how far does the farmer
plough the field
before the seagulls
then descend
& feast upon
the worms that squirm in furrows?
will the wicked winter wind
frisk us all
fruzzen?
has the haberdasher
dashed
down to the harbour yet?
do the bible bashers
worship badgers
on the sly?
when will the spring
sing a hymn
like a poem thing?
…
…
we became the pages
like the photographs
of the calendar’s turn
over & collapse
catch another breath then
whack the kettle on
formerly’s a rain cloud
once is now upon
i, the ‘nana milksop
shaken like a leaf
tumbles in the breezes
time is but a thief
you, the feathered future
darker than the crack
of a massive arse’ole
so shadows attack
furthermore it’s autumn
winter’s on its way
walk into the evening
as the mantis pray
’til the badgers samba
as the toadstools spore
roaming in the gloaming
knocking on death’s door
…