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a funny man walked into
a funny happenstance
on the way to the doctor
– doctor – knock, knock – who’s
there to change a lightbulb
( ? )
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a funny man walked into
a funny happenstance
on the way to the doctor
– doctor – knock, knock – who’s
there to change a lightbulb
( ? )
…
…
scribbled in the midlands
by a scroat in odd socks
lit by tealight
up before the farmers
read by smoky fishwives
praetorian gardeners
rabid traffic wardens
& seasick oceanographers
at least it’s not the sobbings
of your godmother’s sonnets
or the catatonic purrs
of your long lost uncle’s prose
may contain monkey
nuts & the other
best before last century
peaked in antiquity
i blame the belgians
the gypos & the methodists
sod this for a stare-off
with a freshly painted wall
( huff )
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another suitcase
inside a suitcase
inside a suitcase
inside a suitcase
inside a suitcase
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did the shoot really shoot
like a rascal blowing peas?
or is the shoot forced out
kicking like a drum
major marching on
as march is where the hare
boxes with their silhouette
maybe martians watch us all?
sound is bound in time
& from the thawing ground
goes another gasp
clasping at this foginess
wave with phantom hands
write us all a postcard
too soon like the moon
light reflects the sun’s smile
( ? )
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un pantalon
velours côtelé
as they’re known in france
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tin whistle then
the ghostly folk men
in bright white coats
scrawl this morrow
blue is the new black
unslept in sigh
why is beyond
once upon mute swans
middle eight ten
cold winter day
grey like lady jane
old shuck’s breakfast
beans in a can
the turin shroud wink?
clouds below groan
dick turpin’s neck
turns like warwick’s earl
facing the gaze
rearrange strange
faith in her water
warmer than flames
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feather dusters, feathered friends
dead ends, divs & dividends
kiss the swan & scribble on
feather dusters, feathered friends
paper tigers, paper planes
stripy cats & flying brains
roaring forms on soaring sheets
paper tigers, paper planes
apple presses, apple carts
sticky digits, treacle tarts
haunted orchards, misted us
apple presses, apple carts
power showers, power naps
sunday snoring, thinking caps
‘morning all’ the curtain calls
power showers, power naps
undercover, underpants
second suns & dancing ants
clutter, clatter – down but up
undercover, underpants
kitchen dressers, kitchen sinks
cheeky like a statue’s winks
on the sly with you in lieu
kitchen dressers, kitchen sinks
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so january – oh, can you see
your phantom limbs, a fantasy?
dear february & feathered friends
the present’s span – it never ends
um, muddled march – just starch my shirt
a brighter white – not shades of dirt
yet april’s ape’s a jape, a shape
a floating cloak ( perhaps a cape? )
give may a spin – then let’s begin
with buttercups, a yellow chin
though broken june – will never tune
the moon’s kazoo – or his bassoon
so sing july, when thicket throbs
with cricket legs ( instead of gobs )
as august dusts – my dresser shelf
the rest is just ~ a woodland elf
would september – remember us
the scattered ash, an omnibus
of october – the ghostly year
& slowly so we … disappear
yes, november – is peppermints
then spot the cat, the leopard sprints
we’re december, the ember’s spark
we reignite ( each morning lark )
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a poem for the sleeping earth
another paper plane to crash
in morning light, the shooting stars
become a silent poltergeist
the garden sings in jangled keys
the compost heap releases gas
alas & bless the second ess
in s.o.s – then d.i.y
yes, bolt each hole – your hermitage
awaits – escape the winter’s gape
( please process when available )
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foggy glasses?
mysteries see
holey sweaters?
fall into me
hazy morning?
mutant evening
poltergeist smile?
soon be leaving
prosy clatter?
read aloud verse
happy campers?
give ’em cloudbursts
sweaty yetis?
blame the mothmen
empty bottles?
fill us up then
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