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have a little smile & your face smiles too by bartholomew thud
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some bugger put a rusty nail in my shoe the man sat beside me on the tram whiffs of pooh but worse things happen on the soaps so what can you do ( ? ) just have a little smile & your face smiles too ...
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upon consuming parsnips before the first frost by wendy coping mechanism
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upon consuming parsnips before the first frost i realised the folly of my ways & now all hope is lost they didn't taste as flavoursome plus to make matters worse i may well have invoked some yokel wrath some shunned folk saying curse shite ...
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this planet’s mad – where’s my helipad? by kevin skeleton-keegan
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this planet's mad - where's my helipad? pot pourri, blue tongue oh mildew sir galahad eric the red copper sulphate & petrograd this planet's mad - where's my helipad? ...
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on a mystified eve in lieu of a clue by gustav hogwash
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on a mystified eve in lieu of a clue with puzzles & nutmeg mulberries - cuckoos my half-nephew-grand-niece & xenophon too on a mystified eve in lieu of a clue ...
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treemendous by djwduqgywfq7.~
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they know - they've grown through centuries all's noted in their logs they see our age in human years just as we do to dogs they're antennae, cousins & shade they're lungs so we can breathe plus good things always come in them treemendous are the trees ...
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treat yourself by egg fried ricin
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you should treat yourself & clad your shed prescribe yourself cider & drill holes in your head next buy that shell suit from yon charity shop they'll breeze back into trend soon then they'll be worth a lot you should treat yourself so grab a twig off a tree take said little branch home then call it steve & make it tea take plenty of rest as you don't need a rest permit explore le monde du fromage treat yourself - yeah you deserve it ...
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obvious is an octopus by i don’t have any octo-shots
so there are some more sheep instead
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it's obvious that obvious is an octopus in the sea obviously ...
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we are collectors by ndiwjei2ye2y3yy34y
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when we collect things we become collectors as we build up a collection of sorts like blue magazines or antique trampolines no pressure the decision is yours & then down the line we can sell this collection & all the possessions that we own but we can still collect dust one's wits & one's thoughts as we plan what to collect next naked & alone ...
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wills by bgyugufrtrvg996.4
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where there's a will there's a way & there was probably a william who's sadly since died ( having made all the necessary arrangements ) ...
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cock a-doodle-ado by i don’t have any chicken picz
so there are some pigeons instead
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when it's cock a-doodle-ado the what & the where then it's cluck all really just a poultry affair ...
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