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brevity keeps on calling by 20 second read
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brevity keeps on calling it whispers in the wind i run home & bolt the doors but somehow it creeps in brevity keeps on calling i quiver in my skin like an ant in a wormhole we're going for a spin brevity keeps on calling i lobbed my mobile phone into the canal's dark depths tied with twine to a stone ( yet ) brevity keeps on calling it won't leave me alone its language is atrocious & on & on it drones ...
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this house has … by satsuma candlemas
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this house has ghosts this house has floors front bow window some hidden doors this house has hobs this house has soul it aint that big the odd black hole this house has cheese this house has dog this house eats shat 'just flushed a log this house has nutt -er tra la le this house has aids these aids help me ...
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( excuse me song by michaelmas filo-huff )
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save the pandemonium newtonian symposiums serpents stalk the less trod paths & aliens play euphoniums ~ my father was a potter my mother was an otter evensong is singing now so sorry for the bother ...
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tabloid tricks by nfwuhuhg8723.i6
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the actress & the bishop they were sitting in a tree this is an exclusive read it here exclusively ~ ' you know i have a wife dear? ' ' i killed my secret twin ' our squirrel spy-bot smirked a headline smasher of a grin ...
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a fucking poem by resarf fucking poetry
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a fucking poem fucking thing with fucking flapping fucking wings a fucking bastard fucking shat it's fucking this & fucking that on fucking death & fucking love plus all the other fucking stuff that makes up fuck ing life my friend a fucking poem then the end ...
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phantom tangents by crispin comma
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tantalising wet wipe ghost sothic cycles buttered toast beowulf & cantaloupes reinforcements lost en route ~ inner-schisms how d'you do? paradoxes foxes too badgers - badges ramparts - rampant same again please phantom tangents ...
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then a blue wind blew by bartholomew gusset
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then a blue wind blew a wind that was blue borderline coarse & touching on lewd i sheltered my ears for fear of obscener as a nun toddled by laughing like a hyena ...
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as laundry dries by ken goshawk
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as laundry dries whilst clocks tock time there in the mind a pantomime dick whitington has turned again & mother goose is on the game aladdin lamped the genie one & cinderella's head has gone to parts unknown perchance sublime as laundry dries whilst clocks tock time ...
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butteries batteries by ludwig van jenkins
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i need to recharge my butteries by that i mean batteries i.e exacturrly i'm f*ckin' nackered me ...
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an excuse by nef84ht74wh99.563219p
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radioactive hairy palms pontefract cakes car alarms save the badger raise the vague help us lord golf sale this way ~ neolithic bicycle spokes trampolinists shite on toast bloody werewolves nemesis - fate good evening all & sorry i'm late ...
