egg’s the feb

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egg’s the feb  (  a  p o e t r y  )



wobble's the cobbles of cob's the web

talon's the salmon & spit's the spawn

speckle's the settle as shell's the tread

enter's the tenter & dog's the dawn


warble's the chorus of thaw's the thread

muddle's the puddle & ear's the corn

puzzled's the porpoise as leg's the ebb

leopard's the shepherd & shear's the shorn


blubber's the lovers of lead's the head

stencil's the pencil & mud's the morn

riddle's the scribbles as spurt's the spread

bubble's the muddles & bud's the brawn


blathers the badgers of breath's the dead

patter's the pastures & yew's the yawn

ruffle's the rooster as egg's the feb

para's the trooper & storm's the form

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helicopter macaroni

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h e l i c o p t e r  m a c a r o n i  (  s o m e  w o r d s  )



cupboard brains & buzzard bubbles

badgers brass the mustard knuckles

puddles in the polka dotter

cauldron sputter - nutter shuffle


tungsten toes & postal orders

onions skin the grocer's daughter

potters in the terracotta

hexapoda soda water


cheetah cheese & apple cartons

chocolate trees the tartan garden

dockets in the pocket otter

dowser trouser - up the arson


cider song & shetland ponies

spiders on the telephony

crackles in the attic doctor

helicopter macaroni

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wet underfoot

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wet underfoot  (  a  p o e m  )



pond pokes the puddle & swan songs the land

on boats the struggle & brass blasts the band

splat peas the pasture as lake seas the lea

frog hops the fuddle & sing rings the spanned


duck backs the stature & damp clams the brain

quack squids the faster & drip squibs the rain

thirst blurs the muddle as swish fish the tree

burst cracks the puddle & rat twats the drain


brown boots the burble & drown spews the cud

earth flutes the gurgle & down lutes the thud

squelch roars the chorus as score spores the scree

belch blows the chorus & roar flows the mud


drip drops the otter & brim dims the ditch

lip quips the river & kiss whips the bridge

splodge dogs the opera as splat bogs the key

trod plops the sodden & pop plods the squidge

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swan a ring of signets

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swan a ring of signets  (  a  p o e m  )




swan a ring of signets

pen a cob of shoot

tin flutes - swimsuits

scribbles on the lute


strike a strum of piglets

pick a string of pluck

hen clucks - ten ducks

diamonds in the muck


lamb a leg of crickets

drop a hat of tap

bat flaps - cat naps

babbles of the scraps


spoon a tune of thicket

throb a gob of sing

drum snares - spun hares

where the fuck is spring

( ? )

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a wrong’un turns

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a wrong’un turns  (  a  p o e m  )




bankers, barons, bats & bakers

bathos, bathtubs, apes & quakers

wenches, stenches, tench & trenches

turtles, turf, tor, earth & acres


parrots, farmers, palms & badgers

hocus, llamas, stoats & daggers

pcus, snorkels, doors & portals

carrots, adders, goats & ladders


ripples, hiccups, dips & trad-folk

nipples, slip-ups, hips & backstrokes

easels, steeples, whips & weasles

battles, bishops, bats & asbos


ravens, maidens, suns & sailors

raisins, haystacks, naps & nailers

rumbles, cheese sauce, rum & beanstalks

bandstands, jam hands, slam & jailers

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rohteb fo tops a

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rohteb fo tops a  (  m e o p  a  )




semaphore & second skins

twirling whirls of seraphim

tumble tongues & solar waves

stutter seeps the stream within


weasel spawn & weevil twins

leaping stacks of underoin

overload & closer shaves

rubble rubs the stubble chin


kitchen sinks & lunar bins

looping owls of scissor swim

downer bouts & puddle paves

kettles kick the teacup's hymn


distant drums & spiral shims

clutching strings of violins

winter storms & wable caves

onions - sing the inner-spin

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ten more proverbs

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ten more proverbs  (  a  l i s t  /  p o e m  )




a witch in slime waves mime


it snakes shoe to mango


fruity is in the pie of the bee holder


honey is the flute of all weasel


don't sock the stoat


levity is the vole of tit


mess is lore


if the shrew shits - snare it


scawl that litters is not mould


too many rooks soil the broth


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