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unholy disguises ( sesiugsid ylohnu )
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a sow as a cow
is swine in bovine clothing
pull the udder one
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unholy disguises ( sesiugsid ylohnu )
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a sow as a cow
is swine in bovine clothing
pull the udder one
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nice swan, cyril ( liryc ,naws ecin )
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swan plus swan is two
swan flew over the cuckoo’s nest
yes, swan of those, please
it’s swan of a kind
swan love, swan life
swan in million
the swan with a waggly tail
swan is not amused
swan foot in the grave
the swan that got away
no swan’s fool
& swan for the road
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january rainfall ( llafniar yraumaj )
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cats ‘n’ dogs ‘n’ we
flee in sodden bobble hats
it’s pissing freon
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( noted ) ( deton )
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two fat robins
bobbing in a bird bath
breakfast in a bap
as the moon aligns with neptune
wind on the face
with an untied shoelace
dinner’s on the pavement
mushy peas ‘n’ chips
rubber chickens clucking
in a blue rucksack
tupped-up ewes
winter barley rising
parsnips in the greenhouse
cows in their sheds
shoots of wild garlic
peeping like a perv
where the air is weaving
dogs run in circles
as a masky gasps
in a car – on his own
eight grey herons
venus in retrograde
burnt black toast
& a sleeping smoke alarm
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( i hate limericks ) ( skciremil etah i )
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there was a young lady from slough
she’s old now – & a fat cow
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top line work ( krow enil pot )
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i saw dinosaurs
dragons, knights, & astronauts
in your drawing book
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have you seen the trees? ( ?seert eht nees uoy evah )
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hairy fairy aerials
wooden antennae
stubble of the land
hugger of i
on a wander’s pause
watchers of the forest
towers fit for owls
dendrous cousins
them of up above
dryad gaff’s
pixie apartment’s
lumberjack fodder
sunbeam deflector’s
squirrel castle’s
bracers of gales
barking like a dog
battlers of storms
tamers of the jet stream
shades of the glades
rain neutralisers
have you seen the trees?
logged & noted too?
our friends arboreal
as they’ve seen you
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pinch another punchline ( enilhcnup rehtona hcnip )
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mizzle of a morn’
walking in the sheet
under scrumpled thunder
plodding sodden feet
piffle in the head
lead between the legs
scribble up a riddle
then the pencil smegs
metaphorically
‘neath the weaving skies
seeking eager egrets
herons in disguise
buds upon the bare
branches where the bears
crap within the copses
or the boxing hares
yes, the west is east
when the north is south
spinning in the midlands
muddles in the mouth
rabid rabbit’s white
’tis another moth
pinch another punchline
sigh & bugger off
blowing with the crows
flying as the bar
’til the spring is ringing
chiming like a star
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twenty twenty toodleooh ( hooeldoot ytnewt ytnewt )
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see the evening starlings
where the air is up
walk a muddy path
laughing like a mallard
wonder like a bra
can flying fish swim?
can they see space
from the great wall of china?
is the queen a bloke
with a royal todger?
maybe, if prince phillip
was her birthing ladyboy
anyways, the moon
is crooning of a future
but the moon’s unjabbed
& hasn’t had a booster
soon she shall be cancelled
selene in a gulag
when the karens moan so
sing before the storm
parp another parsnip
from the annal’s passage
pen another then
scratch your hairy annus
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mute ptarmigans ( snagimratp etum )
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silent like the p
lo, the soundless grouses croak
see with subtitles
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