1. The Isle of Man is an island. Atlas Fact.
2. Fortune favours the jammy, the spawny & cheats.
3. Marry a snake, sur pent at leisure.
4. A friend in Neath is a friend in Wales... (classico)
5. Out of sight-bollocks! Where's it gone?
6. When the going gets tough fake an asthma attack...Or fit.
7. Practice makes smug gits & dull, even times.
8. He who laughs last is a bit of a div...Or, more echo prone.
9. Most roads don't lead to Rome (& most canal tow paths)
& 10. A bird in the hand should be back in its bush...
PEACE
Dyno Rod Vans
Dyno Rod vans
stick out
like a sore vestigal finger,
in their distinctive on acid shades
truly in comparison
all else fades……………………………………………………………………………………………..
gem in i
Gate
I was a gate I am no longer a gate The hinges went the rust settled in & I became part of an elaborate fence I am a fence
Open Mike Night
I went to an open Mike night
it was an autopsy
apparently it’s what Mike wanted
‘Leave my body to medical science’
Roamin’ [for inspiration]
Ideas come
yet far too often though
they go
but there’s always Roman roads
Flippant
I went through a yellow phase jaundice & lemon haze, but it appears to be clearing because people change Yes, people change like the seasons -obviously, an energy saving L.E.D light bulb eventually or larvae but pleasantly -so bear with me x
Why I Was Banned From The Chatsworth Estate For Life
Do
a dear,
a female dear
-‘Quick!
Pull your trousers & leg it,
the Duke’s coming…’
Almost Diptych
Very few things in life are certain
(other than)
people in glass houses spend a fortune on curtains
Henry VIII’s Shopping List
1. Chicken Drumsticks 2. Mead Cans 3. Wedding Rings 4. Axe (see above) & 5. Rennie & Gaviscon
resarf poetry 