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i’m the beans ( snaeb eht m’i )
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i'm the beans & pumpkin seeds ghosts of oats & broccoli florets i'm the prunes the stuff of glue nuts & dates & dundee cake i'm the fibre top bog dog khan of the khazis & you are my log flume king of the sphincters the caesar of squeeze wipe, flush & wash y' hands ...
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p o e m ( m e o p )
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photographs of elephant moths plover over english moorland pentecosts on easter mondays pygmy otters excreting muesli pluto oozing elfin music plato's orangutan eats moldovo pencils ode each michaelmas pickled onions, easels, measles petals open every morning ...
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beyond the peas ( saep eht dnoyeb )
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beneath the glum of fiddle dum
the portents scrawl to kingdom scum
the sun's the star
of trar-luh-lar
as orchards hang & bang's a drum
within the squirms of earthen toss
the tripe of the likes, the writes of doss
the broken bones
the drones of clones
a drip of piss, a pint of dross
upon the song of flaccid rain
& squiggles of the lizard brain
the surface soil
as saucepans boil
a dream unseen - it's beige again
a yawn is born, the squall of squibs
a trickling of tickled ribs
a stickleback
a sack o' cack
the pilfering of pilchard nibs
beyond the peas of tees & hees
& limericks of chortled cheese
the normalz sorts
guffaws & snorts
for weasels with lobotomies
i ode to glow & lick the moon
& dance the ants of pantaloon
a pad, a pen
a scrap & then
the nadgers of a splattered loon
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the cider ( blame blake ) ( ekalb emalb ) redic eht
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cider, cider gurning light in the porridge of the shite spot in chortles gland or knee wood frame my earful syzygy? spin hot distant cheeks or thighs gurn the spire of shrine eyes on hot wings - hare he aspire? hop the sand, mare sneeze the mire? & hot shoulder, & hot tart woods twist the tribunes of pie fart & when pie fart began to bleat hot red hand & hot red feet spot the spanner, spot the rain in hot skirmish was my brain hot the anvil, hot bread gasp? snare tits, smelly beggars clasp! pen the dark shrew down their ears & port & lemon with their beers silly smile his worm to scree big emu - snake the lamb, snake tree? cider, cider gurning light in the porridge of the shite spot in chortles gland or knee airframe my earful syzygy ...
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top ten ( made up ) songs of the year ( so far )
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the chinstrap enthusiasts - six hundred onions
velcro velociraptor - asthmatic camel
the hedgehog huegonauts - photographs of pentecosts
mugwart moebius - unicorns of phobus
colonel mustard cress head - magic bean bag swag
the pygmy shrew massive - shotgun michealmas
dynamite diogenes - hepatitis sea shanty
kaspar hauser's tree house - salmonella acapella
plautus the tortoise - song for trad-anon
peter piper's pickled sister - pandimensional panpipes
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flesh is death ( htaed si hself )
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flesh is death & meat is murmurs sylpid gristle, screaming burgers phantom hams, a sausage slaughter would you eat your son or daughter? spitting on the coals & smoking shrieking steam, the imp is roasting sucking ka - the spark & aether crucifixions, lambs & easter gooses groan & witches cackle puddings from the blood of cattle massacres for christmas dinner ducks & under, chickens simmer black is blue & all is sickness balls for ghouls - the sky's my witness flesh is death & meat is murmurs sylphid gristle, screaming burgers ...
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things to do in june ( enuj ni od ot sgniht )
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horsing forth in snorts & wheezes
flap with hatchlings, catch the breezes
sing the song of pollen sneezes
of an afternoon
box a frog & swirl in circles
gargle on, the garden gurgles
lavender in bursts of purples
burst y' blue balloon
sleep upon a bed of petals
dodge the nip of stinging nettles
pause for tea & sing with kettles
eat a macaroon
sea the green of grass & hoses
whip the wind of blowing noses
sniff the thorns of warring roses
hum a summer chooon
hymn as nymphs are strumming lyres
spot the leopards, stripe the tigers
snap with dragons, spin with spiders
swift the swish of swoon
splosh the piss of pitter patters
river this & scratch y' nadgers
wash y' hands & dance with badgers
underneath the moon
fist the misting of a morning
chase a snail as day is yawning
prance with ants as thunder's storming
pant in pantaloons
milk the thistles in the thickets
burble birds & chirp with crickets
irk the scourge of sticky wickets
things to do in june
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after the splatter ( rettalps eht retfa )
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roses glow & noses roam rivers run, the oceans groan badgers dance & rabbits skip breezes sneeze & branches drip droplets on a thinking cap pandas prance & catch the clap dragons snap as nettles sting onion spring & kettles sing pipers pipe as gutters spew butterflies in scrys of blue bursts of bird as twitchers twitch seas of wheat & deep's the ditch grasses green as apples red weevils weave within the head bits of hymns as scribbles ink summer suns & puddles shrink ...
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j u n e ( e n u j )
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juggernaut underpins neptune's earwigs jeering ukulelists noosing europa junkers ushering nutmeg elephants jesuits urinate neon eels jitterbug uncles never expected juggling urials, nincompoop elves judas's unsung november excrement janus's uranium nourishing earth ( ? ) ...
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hey, hay barnacles ( selcanrab yah ,yeh )
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hey, hay barnacles dark star underbar heath haze wunderbar cracked black carnivals cracked black carnivals sod sock odyssey pea pod ptolemy dead red cardinals dead red cardinals dipstick dragonfly cancan alibi kiss my arsenals kiss my arsenals mudflap matinee syntax saturday hey, hay barnacles ...
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