Winter arrived unannounced last night a brief smidgening of snow-stuff the cheeky shite, a dainty scattering of white shit the seasonal squit but with plenty more in store I'm sure do I mind? - Not a bit x ...
Poem
what we already know…
15% hate A over C & 2/17ths of them lot would y'know, blatantly. Plus in the area of 18/41sts of these would tumble-ARRHG-stumble into the dreaded bracket E thus excluding superstitions & rogue-erratic Whitsuns at a roughly constant rate of fairly 2.8. Further, as per pie-charts Byzantine whispers, vistas & Skylarks 19.~ Tuesdays would fail to correlate inciting potential hill fog & riots as their stats abominate. Yet 2/3 of murmurations are allergic to cress so why this really kicks-off shall remain a game of chess - yes, here-be-lie the FACT-SHATS cold, hard 'n' bare & a Nightingale sang in Berkeley Square ...
access all everywheres
Reality is a turquoise hedgehog in a constant state of flux, so probably-normally not a turquoise hedgehog it might be a greengage or ducks. Or a stone circle, mandrake or myrtle - bubble wrap - bubble bath its interspersals are MULTIVERSAL ...
at low nucleotide
It was roughly mid morning (ish) at low nucleotide when the D & RNA they seemed so distant far away. & so the genes at sea began to bad dream, another state perchance mutate, a cheeky fluffy monster with a lovely gobshite grin or part of a collective (!) - "PLEASE COME IN" ...
terms in contradiction
Poetry is practically invincible like a tough young Buddhist cat, a ball-resistant moth or a warfarin tolerant rat. As poetry refuses to die like a relative - well fortified & remaining unconquerable, with the keep tower standing proud its lofty attic in the clouds but in many ways it's still very vulnerable ...
2 missed calls
1 missed call from Manchester an 0161 telephone number I wonder who you were ? Plus another missed call from Birmingham an 0121 - I've never 'eard of 'em but confusion soon returns ...
the sun is secretly belgian
The Sun is secretly Belgian but it's never told a soul like Eddie Merx, Stella Artois or the Smurfs for fear of losing its sway & control. As some Sun worshippers would demmand blood if they found out & no doubt switch their allegiences to the moon (!), oh the Sun is secretly Belgian & Jupiter's diabetic but don't tell a single sausage or that sun will come for you ...
in the glaring absence-shat of amusingly shaped vegetables
In the glaring absence-shat of amusingly shaped vegetables, well dressing festivals & beneficial chemicals. You may still stumble across or disturb incredible spectacles plus them normal shaped vegetables are perfectly edible & when done right like apparently taste delectable. Try sensible ...
codswallop & toss bollocks
Pointless like the n in column, a really shit or possibly confused sword or Richard Osman. Whitsun, Christmas - yes the possibilities aren't list-less. Culinary mushrooms, pot holing, welly wanging & cheese rolling. Murder, horrible things, nice people - oh & salt & vinegar crisps plus probably reading this. Sorry ...
poem in a coal shed
No, no one's ever found a poem in a coal shed, in the deepest depths of dullest Summer there wondering why it's not cold yet ? Whilst all the other poems frolic gayly & freely flashing flesh & swearing less - no, no one's ever found a poem in a coal shed but why not is any one's guess ? (keep searching) ...