Infuriated by cross stitchers, lark twitchers & harp pickers. Genocide, the M25, that wicked bee hive & the stench on Fly-Tip Drive. Then shafted by the MINING INDUSTRY, a minor celebrity, ~ that shat brevity ~ , a distinct lack of levity & non-longevity. Artistic gymnasts, Benedictine skin flaps, holes in Poundland bin bags plus the pun had run away - you bastard Shaturday x ...
Poetry
no added shudder
Winter arrived unannounced last night a brief smidgening of snow-stuff the cheeky shite, a dainty scattering of white shit the seasonal squit but with plenty more in store I'm sure do I mind? - Not a bit x ...
access all everywheres
Reality is a turquoise hedgehog in a constant state of flux, so probably-normally not a turquoise hedgehog it might be a greengage or ducks. Or a stone circle, mandrake or myrtle - bubble wrap - bubble bath its interspersals are MULTIVERSAL ...
terms in contradiction
Poetry is practically invincible like a tough young Buddhist cat, a ball-resistant moth or a warfarin tolerant rat. As poetry refuses to die like a relative - well fortified & remaining unconquerable, with the keep tower standing proud its lofty attic in the clouds but in many ways it's still very vulnerable ...
the sun is secretly belgian
The Sun is secretly Belgian but it's never told a soul like Eddie Merx, Stella Artois or the Smurfs for fear of losing its sway & control. As some Sun worshippers would demmand blood if they found out & no doubt switch their allegiences to the moon (!), oh the Sun is secretly Belgian & Jupiter's diabetic but don't tell a single sausage or that sun will come for you ...
in the glaring absence-shat of amusingly shaped vegetables
In the glaring absence-shat of amusingly shaped vegetables, well dressing festivals & beneficial chemicals. You may still stumble across or disturb incredible spectacles plus them normal shaped vegetables are perfectly edible & when done right like apparently taste delectable. Try sensible ...
codswallop & toss bollocks
Pointless like the n in column, a really shit or possibly confused sword or Richard Osman. Whitsun, Christmas - yes the possibilities aren't list-less. Culinary mushrooms, pot holing, welly wanging & cheese rolling. Murder, horrible things, nice people - oh & salt & vinegar crisps plus probably reading this. Sorry ...
poem in a coal shed
No, no one's ever found a poem in a coal shed, in the deepest depths of dullest Summer there wondering why it's not cold yet ? Whilst all the other poems frolic gayly & freely flashing flesh & swearing less - no, no one's ever found a poem in a coal shed but why not is any one's guess ? (keep searching) ...
the way of the pad
Bellends who scrawl bollocks in them notepads & such at the back of the bus should probably be locked up. In their own Special implement & daylight-free wing where they can't write a thing - but due to cutbacks... Hello & as ever, sorry x ...
in constant pursuit
In life I'm in constant pursuit of rainbows, as an analogy & sign of sunshine when the rain goes. Because as mnemonically-sure as Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain, they all too briefly prism-dazzle then bugger off again. Wankers ...