Canonized like a saintly human ball whilst she sells sea shells & bricks from Hadrian's Wall plus there's a storm in a teacup in a barn on a farm & a monkey in the attic charged with static quite erratic - PUT THE KETTLE ON ...
Poetry
quite ominous stuff
A loud thunder cloud clapped then some scaffolding collapsed as an evil wind blew so the Queen followed-through. A 1-headed magpie exclaimed a single sad sigh thence flew under a ladder as the lunatics grew madder. Plus all the cats were howling & the turtle doves were growling until it was clear to all so bollocks to crystal balls. Yes it's unjoyously unsurprising there's shat nastiness arising & this shite might get tough coz that's quite ominous stuff ...
21st century twaddle
My left sleeve smells of oniony yet none of the onions wreak of sleeve & neither of my big toes are buniony I can stand quite comfortably - 15 sugars please. All roads lead to Prietenegg not that hungry but I'd like an egg preferably scrambled as the language of the brain or Humpty Dumpty - post-he-fell-tumbly - so welcome to our domain x ...
1 of these daze…
A cacophony of broccoli - it's a brassica-based monotony, a demonic-lampshade & a CABAL of sinister lampreys. An estate agent with a spine & soul, a maenad sleeping & a rather arsey troll. The Plague of Justinian plus a Troop of Morris Men but very nearly - bloody almost if I was me I'd blame them ...
shaturday
Infuriated by cross stitchers, lark twitchers & harp pickers. Genocide, the M25, that wicked bee hive & the stench on Fly-Tip Drive. Then shafted by the MINING INDUSTRY, a minor celebrity, ~ that shat brevity ~ , a distinct lack of levity & non-longevity. Artistic gymnasts, Benedictine skin flaps, holes in Poundland bin bags plus the pun had run away - you bastard Shaturday x ...
no added shudder
Winter arrived unannounced last night a brief smidgening of snow-stuff the cheeky shite, a dainty scattering of white shit the seasonal squit but with plenty more in store I'm sure do I mind? - Not a bit x ...
access all everywheres
Reality is a turquoise hedgehog in a constant state of flux, so probably-normally not a turquoise hedgehog it might be a greengage or ducks. Or a stone circle, mandrake or myrtle - bubble wrap - bubble bath its interspersals are MULTIVERSAL ...
terms in contradiction
Poetry is practically invincible like a tough young Buddhist cat, a ball-resistant moth or a warfarin tolerant rat. As poetry refuses to die like a relative - well fortified & remaining unconquerable, with the keep tower standing proud its lofty attic in the clouds but in many ways it's still very vulnerable ...
the sun is secretly belgian
The Sun is secretly Belgian but it's never told a soul like Eddie Merx, Stella Artois or the Smurfs for fear of losing its sway & control. As some Sun worshippers would demmand blood if they found out & no doubt switch their allegiences to the moon (!), oh the Sun is secretly Belgian & Jupiter's diabetic but don't tell a single sausage or that sun will come for you ...
in the glaring absence-shat of amusingly shaped vegetables
In the glaring absence-shat of amusingly shaped vegetables, well dressing festivals & beneficial chemicals. You may still stumble across or disturb incredible spectacles plus them normal shaped vegetables are perfectly edible & when done right like apparently taste delectable. Try sensible ...
