a bit of a song

~

a bit of a song  (  b u t  n o t  a  w h o l e  o n e  )





heads

scrambles

cracks & crows

( cracks & crows )


heads

scrambles

cracks & crows

( cracks & crows )


eggs

jangles

jam & toes

( jam & toes )


eggs

jangles

jam & toes

( jam & toes )


legs

dangles

breeze & blows

( breeze & blows )


legs

dangles

breeze & blows

( breeze & blows )


pens

pencils

sheets & flows

( sheets & flows )


pens

pencils

sheets & flows

( sheets & flows )

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heads fucked the band

~

heads fucked the band  (  a  m u s i c a l  t a i l  )




heads fucked the band

& heads got lice

mistresses & shops

but in the bellend

space


shoulders shat the band

then tailed-off into pads

that's that


knees peed the band

then teamed up with them bees

the breast is histamine

& knobbles in the breeze


so toes went solo

& got a job & bar

& thought of songs of yon

then twinkled

as a star

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cucumber sandwiches

~

cucumber sandwiches  (  a  r h y m e  z  )




whistles of nipples

& ripples of radishes

salmon are crooning

of cucumber sandwiches


mist on the vista

& ladders in languages

tights on a tiger

& cider in challices


pandas in panzers

& badgers in bandages

swooping in stukas

at camels in carriages


sing is the sister

of chatter in chaffinches

shrews on a shroomner

as brassica cabbages

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on a pebble

~

on a pebble  (  2 1 s t  c e n t u r y  b o l l o c k s  )




in the middle

of a fiddle

string along

a runner bean


up a pillock

piffle hillock

jack & jillock

vista-haze


as a roman

in the open

pages of a

magazine


down the dungeon

of a sunken

sailor-jailor

onion daze


as an apple

pip & paddle

bobbing on a

scree of green


'round the corner

from the border

of a dowser's

waterways


out the utter

of a nutter

tapping on a

tangerine*


on a pebble

in the speckle

of the yawning

dawning rays

...



















~


( a u t h o r  n o d e s  )


...


* ... not tambourine ...


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stegosaurus sorcery

~

stegosaurus sorcery  (  a  p o e m  )





stegosaurus sorcery

pickled onion pillories

seraphin & minerals

singing in the middle seas


murmuration mistletoes

pissing pilchard piccolos

cigarettes & inner-sweats

tingle spindle little toes


canter camel cavalries

galaxies of catteries

rub-a-dub & rubber ducks

badger babble appletrees


clover yeoman overflows

brethren of the broken nose

crickets pitch & wickets twitch

trembles when in romeo


semper ember embassies

leopard lettered leprosies

inking sands & ampersands

rectums sings in rectories


flicker fucker undertows

ruffle rumble thunder-crows

noodle spew & toodleooh

dribble as the riddle flows

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cloudspotting

~

cloudspotting  (  o n e  f o r  t h o s e  n e p h e w i l l i m o l o g i s t s  )





cumulus ninjas

nonticulent nozzles

stegosaurus stratus

lenticular inkblots

arcus marmoset

stroke sirrus pareidolia

rain - rain again

& your mum's face

( ? )

...
























 

saint john’s warthog

~

saint john’s warthog  (  a  h a g i o g r a p h y  o n  h o l i d a y  )



saint john's warthog

gargles, grapes & tartan paint

shakespeare's reindeer

scrolling up the avenue


ishtar's fish farm

john the baptist's badger barks

ding-dong singsongs

as pajama's llama moo


stalin's starlings

murmurate a circled-eight

jack sprat's catflap

portals through to timbuktu


brigid's signet

singing in the river mist

vishnu's blue gnu

sniffin' on a stick of glue


big ben's black rat

trembles at a thunderclap

newton's numbat

hangin' with a cockatoo


enki's pet flea

hopping on a hovercraft

sun tzu's shih tzus

warring in the morning dew


plato's stray crow

lasers, lairds & lemonade

voltaire's mole-hole

taming tales of feral shrew


jane eyre's grey hare

boxing on a silver moor

saint john's warthog

saint augustine's hippo - too

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big upzzz

~

big upzzz  (  f o r  m e  b r e a d b i n s  &  m e  l a u n d a r y  b a s k e t s  )





the loch ness hamster

the frogs of frogget edge

dee jay hatchling

m.c leprosy

the pygmy shrew masseeef

&

the costa concordia crew

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aubergine pockets

~

aubergine pockets  (  a  l i s t  )



aubergine pockets

goshawk waterproof

ten past cinnamon

nutmeg overlords


catflap cataracts

penpal pigeonholes

sea trout troubadour

brown owl trouser press


merman myrmidon

pinto pirrouette

pea pod pantomime

bee's knees caesium


gritstone guillotine

ginseng singalong

pin-prick limerick

- aubergine pockets

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midsummer drums

~

midsummer drums  (  a  p o e m  f o r  t h e m  m i d s u m m e r  m u r m u r s  )



roses as gnosis

a ghost in the thicket

spring in the cricket

& salad-spun tongues


weasels of teasels

a prick in the bristle

milking the thistle

& bumblebee hum


breezes of sneezes

achoo & a tissue

slip in the sinew

of fingers & thumbs


brambles & tangles

a flutter of butter

rhythm's a nutter

& midsummer drums

...