when my charbydis
spins in spirals – life is bliss
then the plughole glugs
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when my charbydis
spins in spirals – life is bliss
then the plughole glugs
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stroke the dogwood
soon tomorrow droops
so tuesday’s drizzle
soaks thor’s doorknob
saturn twirls dervishly
see týr disappear
since teatime died
satan torpedoes dagon
singing turnip ditties
sucking turpin’s dick
stand then deliver
sweat twenty droplets
suddenly tumbleweed dances
september tickles december
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pavements, plates, walls
cups, mugs
or eggshells
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some hills were mole hills
when the moles were bigger
when the eyes of crickets
were the size of cricket balls
we were titans then
even the midgets & pygmies
britain was tropical – humid
yet no one drove an s.u.v
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a niseed annals
anoraks aplenty
u ndead unicorns
ubiquitous umbrellas
t offee apple teeth
ten thousand owls
u pland under umbra
unsung uncles
m izzle misted mondays
moribund maples
n osedive novelties
net-zero nob’eads
a ntlered apparitions
adders asleep
l izards & lillies
luminescent limboland
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soldier dip holders
for runny yolk folks
poultry ovum goblets
a shell for a shell
chicken period chalices
cackleberry vessels
chuck roe mugs
humpty dumpty cannikins
poussin spawn containers
nursing earth-shaped offerings
or easter beakers
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george & the soros’s – suffer litter insects
november’s ghost – batten up them rafters
stone cold david austin – arrive, sniff roses, leave
back before october – even evensong
december’s embers – relight my firewall
black currant queen – seven seas of ribena
the be at les – lo vemed o
phillip & the schofields – super-injunction blues
s-club shit sandwich – taste the spillage
d.j tinitus – peaks around noon now…
dodgy culvert – chicken shite river
simply red herrings – old oak amber gems
matt & the hancocks – midazolam massacre
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& cotton buds
& woollen hats
& farriers
& flapping bats
& calendars
& cavalcades
& colanders
& orangeade
& waitresses
& winter gloves
& turpentine
& turtle doves
& terraces
& terrapins
& topiary
& dorsal fins
& snorkelers
& summer nights
& samurai
& stalactites
& traffic lights
& roundabouts
& butter balls
& brussel sprouts
& falconry
& lemon trees
& liquorice
& memories
& marmosets
& marching bands
& pickled eggs
& ampersands
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even in the even’
after afternoon
sooner than you shrink
thinking of atoms
splitting like pyjamas
sleeping in banana skins
ants in the pants
of the breath we catch
twenty two starlings
murmurations, baby
sweetcorn & carrots
dangle like icicles
tricycles, bicycles
spin the unspoken
nodes in a notebook
the train is like a brain
streams between spanners
& bolts from the stable
courses for horses
& waves on the see
where the air turned
is back before back
scratch another itch then
with a phoenix feather
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vampiric dentists
volcanic discrepancies
vagabond doges
velvety doctors
victorious dinosaurs
voracious diners
vibraphones droning
vainglorious daffodils
virtual donuts
vultures diagnose
violinists dribbling
vegetable drawbacks
vignettes disappear
vivacious dopplegängers
various dodos
villagers dwindle
vicars discombobulate
vol-au-vent dick’eads
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