the old & the new

hot is the new cold

quiet is the new loud

gay is the new straight

sweet is the new sour

blokes are the new birds

low is the new high

far is the new near

here is the new there

apple is the new pear

where is the new when

what is the new how

war is the new peace

died suddenly

is the new expected

dark is the new light

lark is the new owl

science is the new god

normalzzz is the new odd

fingers are the new toes

toads are the new frogs

cats are the new dogs

fat is the new thin

king is the new queen

float is the new flight

old is the new new

open is the new shut

gnu is the new impala

poets are the new cool

shite is the new good

but m.a.ps are still nonces

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