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oh shit ( some piffle )
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cavalier custard magnetic birds are flustered bubble wrap wankers ...
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oh shit ( some piffle )
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cavalier custard magnetic birds are flustered bubble wrap wankers ...
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bee a buzz ( another poem for sunday etc. )
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bee a buzz & beat a drum waft a wasp & whale a song like a pike get on your bike mime in hum & on we swan scale the snake then lime the scum snail a trail & fox the den mouse your holes & post your goals moon the sun then cluck the hen mam in tor then glib the glum clean in sweeps to wake to the boar gap that mind then round the wind stone all plums & snort the spores clap a hand & thunder thumbs spew in shrew - you feel a tit hide those crows right up your nose spin in spun - crack on with it ...
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stat-attack ( some stats )
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every six minutes - a florist shall wilt every ten minutes - a welder shall melt for each earth-hour - five fireman shall drown one in two poems - implode ( oh no ) ...
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i spy july ( some seasonal jism )
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so june is dead etc. the grass is wet, the river's dry a foxgloved time & fox cubs too there's buttercups & butterflies so on we plod - us plucky sods the squinting sun in blinks it shines on mossy walls as nature calls on corncockle & columbine the swallows swoop in nifty loops there's nettle stings where thicket thrives there's fattened lambs - the grazing's good there's cowslip herds & thistle spikes the woods are cool - woods always are then gleaming in the valley wide a golden sight upon the first i spy july & six magpies ...
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flimflam speckled hen ( 5-7-5 nonsense )
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flimflam speckled hen
intergalactic parsnips
what time's wednesday then?
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ominous ( a nonrick )
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the milksops sobbed milk on this morn
as garden gnomes shat on the lawn
the sky roared jet black
as fork lightning cracked
a chartered accountant is born
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don’t shout at cows ( some piffle )
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the toast has flown the hittites have fled when wednesday fell so thursday's brown bread then friday came & torched down the shed so marmalade is clutching at shreds the gatling's jammed the milkman is dead the eggs are vile & scrambled our heads it's all my fault the jenny wren said don't shout at cows shout at me instead ...
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orange-scented owls ( a ? )
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orange-scented owls holograms on holidays god is my almond ...
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phantom salad cream ( a shiteku )
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phantom salad cream wispy willow happenstance nutmeg overlords ...
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ten onions & ( a poem )
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ten onions & fresh turnip juice a newspaper or else - gazette a book of stamps, a phone number & all those who we've not killed yet the date today - not yesterday or last whitsun - that clarinet our middle names, our silly games & so we list lest we forget ...