escaped poet ( ! )

– poet on the loose –
they must have picked the lock
on their guilded cage
with a feathered quill
or a plastic pen

– poet on the loose –
rhyming like the sliming
of a garden slug
brown tweed jacket
blue shell suit trousers

– poet on the loose –
rabid like a thirsty bat
as they bard their this & that
rambling their verses
to all within earshot

– poet on the loose –
aged nine to ninety nine
in poet years
scarecrow haircut
eyebrows quite loud

– poet on the loose –
like a miasmic breeze
prosing up the pavements
& so the sirens blare
red alert is here

– poet on the loose –
this is not a drill
a hammer or a spanner
so run indoors & bolt
the backs & the fronts

– poet on the loose –
stay inside until
expert marksmen
have fired their tranquilliser darts
& landed on their arse

the fully clothed streaker

your new favourite poem

another foggy poem

upon unrumouring the village weasels

born this waveform

no added chemicals

just an early birdbath

broken like the morning has

short of o ( oh? )

when the stars charted

things you aut’ to know

& other prosy codes

not the poxy spew

of the clatter in the bots

pissing like pots

them of munting bunting

headless like a king

singing wanker songs

dung-heap tongues

spinning dark yarns

shoo, you shimmerings

kiss my arsenic

these are the annals

of the handkerchiefs & flannels

rhyming with a pen

when the ink quenches

shining with a tealight

on your little shadow-shite

shaky love