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another limerick ( a ? )
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the gibbons blew ribbons of rust as tuesday was carrots & dust the otters were green the ants were machines when phonecians jiggled their nuts ...
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another limerick ( a ? )
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the gibbons blew ribbons of rust as tuesday was carrots & dust the otters were green the ants were machines when phonecians jiggled their nuts ...
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everything is scunthorpe ( a ? )
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everything is scunthorpe - oh, even poetry? poetry especially always quintessentially - how do you know this? angels came & sang to me in my earwig sanctuary very briefly thankfully ( - fair enough ) ...
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bat flaps & hip flasks ( a ? )
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bat flaps & hip flasks myrmidons make marmalade every pebble counts ...
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cutlery ( a poem )
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all my knife i've been a spoon i've stirred sweet tea & supped hot soup i've seen great mains & puddings too so who the fork are you ? ...
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hobby-cow ( because 586.3 is 89.7 too )
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then came that herd in bastard gusts of berserk rush they stood no chance their deaths were heard six miles away on pancake day collecting stamps ...
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oh, scarecrows ( 12 lines of amateur scrawl )
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summer's snowmen, winter's patches either mixes - neither matches secret blinkers, sea-deep thinkers staring scary - hairy thatches pumkin bumpkins, rustic people sometimes charming - mainly evil herring red ploys, cheeky decoys 'neath a broad sky - life is peaceful timeless styling, sleepy shirkers muddy buggers, crop preservers silent sentries, time aplenty bird disturbers - stop the murder ...
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toast etc. ( a poem for peas throughout the world … )
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the toast is well the well is a wish the wish is bone the bone is a fish the fish is gold the gold is a pot the pot is luck a dead lucky shot the shot is glass the glass is an eye the eye is blue in fact it's the sky the sky is pie the pie is a hole the hole is mouse it's a mousy mole the mole is leak the leak is a spring the spring's onion the onion's a ring the ring is hum the hum is a drum so on we march buh-duh-duh-dum-dum the dum is smart the smart is a phone the phone's a book to worm's it's a home the home is haunt the haunt is a ghost alive & well but this poem's toast ...
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frantic anoraks ( another brisk trundle of ~ )
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frantic anoraks barn owls howl in outer space alfred burnt the cakes ...
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going out ( this poem contains roughly 13% of your r.d.a of shite )
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take your key in case clay pigeons sing take your phone in case the onions ring take some cash to barter with the sheep grab a nap in case there's time for sleep don a smile there may be acid rain & odd socks no, never two the same wear good boots no, not the naughty pair cross your toes then go, out there - take care ...
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sticky facts ( 16 lines of rhyme )
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as sure as no means sweat & dripping bones means wet as sure as ants aint antelopes & badgers' home means sett as sure as yipes means cripes & overblown needs hype as sure as fish fear garden gnomes & tartan bag means pipe as sure as head means mess & en passant means chess as sure as sheet floats with the floe & what d'you think? means guess as sure as bees means knees & big puddles means seas as sure as sore are blistered toes those poems grow on trees ...