contemporary poetry

pan-dimensional hedgehogs

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pan-dimensional hedgehogs  (  o n e  f o r  t h e m z  c o n n o i s s e u r s  )

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pinstriped polka dots

diabetic pepper pots

plum strummed megawatts


centaur barrel rot

badger warbled wobble trots

swan song stopper knots


goose juice booster shots

pigeon portal sputtered pots

whiplash water clocks


spatchcock camelot

camel haddock hammerlock

shotgun scattershot

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night-writes

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night-writes  (  a  l i s t  t h a t  r h y m e s  )

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slime on walls & mucus trails

vagrant slugs & pavement snails

distant hoots & sliding scales

phantom trains & rattled rails


thundered thumbs & trembled knees

staggered earth & stagnant trees

screeching owls & dreaming cheese

shapes of plough & pleiades


chattered lips & battered flaps

skittled slips & hidden traps

stubbing toes & dripping taps

cobbled webs & riddled gaps


whittled wisps & blackened roads

twiddled nose & warbled toads

borders crossed & shifting loads

shattered glass & silent codes


siren song & shuffled skies

muffled that's & fireflies

scattered cats & shining eyes

car alarms & lunar highs


sunken suns & sputtered sparks

headless monks & badger barks

spectral nuns & absent larks

sprinkled stars & splattered dark

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monday morning wank

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monday morning wank  (  r h y m e z  4  u r  m i i i i i i i i n n n d d d  . . .  )

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chase a trail of sputtered dust

chaffinches & steaming chuff

radishes & bumblebees

bushes burn & trees combust


ladder on as adders puff

hinges sink & tractors rust

fingers slip & ninjas knee

whistles whip & whispers hush


winter songs of sonic thrusts

piffle vest & phonic stuff

cabbage fare & tapestries

pies alive & suppered crusts


plod the log of royal flush

chicken necks & scuppered ruff

buoyancy & dragon trees

warbled sprees & walrus tusks


toddle on for totter's truss

butterflies & fluttered fluff

saccharine & sanity

foxes brush & badger musk


wave the wand of wanderlust

happenstance & heron struts

panda prangs & pageantry

lemon haze & hazelnuts


grip a snip of scissor cuts

spittle squits & riddled scuff

rubber cheeks & nettle knees

feathered flecks & ruffled tufts


wheeze the breeze of weasel gusts

at the back & bus or bust

give a shit & fucked at sea

everything is crushed & rushed

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bastard chapters

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bastard chapters  (  s o m e  ~  ,  ( ? )  &  r h y m e s  )

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double dutch & duffel masters

gubbins gurns the speckled letters

gibbon guns & gibbon quivers

servants swerve the silver platters


roman roads & woven natters

kettles spit the kitten sweaters

doric doors & auric pillars

knuckles dust the fuddled factors


morning socks & soaring raptors

lovers leap the lemon lepers

puddle punch & riddled rivers

goner rears the cheerful clappers


paper scrawls & splattered plasters

phantoms face the spectral headers

serpent shakes & lizard slithers

tipples skip the skittle scatters


marble mud & sparkled shatters

thistles mist the muddled messrs.

shepherd wool & garbled triggers

parcels pass the spattered tatters


rubber tusks & walrus actors

chuckles chess the chequered chequers

missing maps & kicking scissors

salad tongues the prattled tractors


badger cheese & nadger crackers

gutters gush the truffled feathers

pigeon piss & chicken livers

nutters sputt the buttered smackers


middle eights & chorus fractures

sibyls pick the pickled peppers

sinking suns & spun with mirrors

otters toss the bastard chapters

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