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fergus in the ferns
frolics with francesca
furtively fumbles
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fergus in the ferns
frolics with francesca
furtively fumbles
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scribbled sequentially
in a rusty cable car
halfway in between
the valley & the mountain
apart from verse six
which was borrowed from a dream
that your country cousin had
about your uncle’s chin
& verses one to five
which a gibbon improvised
on a dirty qwerty keyboard
from the centuries turn
then verse seven was flinched
verbatim from the back
of a pack of pork scratchings
in nineteen ninety two
then the rest just appeared
on the back doorstep
one frostless morrow
with love from trad-anon
so none at all hails
from my hinterland’s shores
but the english pigeons flinched
the phoenician alphabet
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as a roundhead infantryman
hamming in the ranks
of the civil war department
in the sealed knot society
– i can relate
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mozart went to mow
went to mow a meadow
on the moon
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as a nobel prize
winning cryogenicist
– i expected more
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actually the fifth
beatle was in fact –
peter andre
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our great fire
who art from pudding lane
hallowed be thy flame
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though the fat bastard
fasted half the hungry week
while the unsung heroine
modestly sang of her greatness
oh, yet the gobby mime artiste
never fhut the suck up
now the breeze from the south
is colder than a northerly
but the oxymoron seemed
quite bright in conversation
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maverick limerick writer
adds an extra sixth line
penner of great epics
only wrote a paragraph
nonsense verse disperser bought
a gravy train ticket
haiku enthusiast
could explode, say experts
the clout what writes those couplets
learnt to count to three
love sonnet composer
still quilling on the loose
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martian men invade earth
come the week ahead?
so tomorrow’s crumpets?
yesterday’s brown bread?
saladin & mothman
in your garden shed?
guinivere & danu
underneath my bed?
as the sun is singing
songs around the moon
bats above us gliding
of an afternoon
four & twenty mute swans
talking to the dead?
& a cat with eyebrows?
possibly, she said
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