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( dunno ) by 11 second read
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hey diddle diddle a wriggle in the squiggle a dribble in the drizzle a pickle in the middle hey diddle diddle a quibble in the ripple a sizzle in the fizzle a piggy in the riddle ( ? ) ...
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( dunno ) by 11 second read
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hey diddle diddle a wriggle in the squiggle a dribble in the drizzle a pickle in the middle hey diddle diddle a quibble in the ripple a sizzle in the fizzle a piggy in the riddle ( ? ) ...
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will contain traces of some stag & stoat crisp winter mornings & arse & scroat twentieth century clucked chickenpox long-lost backdoor keys & misplaced flocks confused afternoons & hot vindaloo latex gloves & nuts achoo - bless you bubblewrapped sundays & great shapes of ape inner wind word-pools & deepest space will contain traces of baked bakewell tart ropy poetry backsplashed piss art tea every morning & a jam sandwich fucking bollocks shit some bad language recycled easters & mowed astroturf green of an evening shrines to the earth strawberries - hay bales jigsaws & man trust me - i am me or think i am ( ? ) ...
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where to find monsters by 24 lines of stuff
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in the big forest with the big trees in the tea towel drawer on the high seas in the vast desert in storms of sand in the mortuary lend us a hand on the tall mountain at one with snow on those stormy nights when the wind blows on other planets under the ground in ye old folk tales in unknown sounds on misty mondays amongst the fog or the bark-barking of spooked watchdogs under the futon in the dark shed on moody moorland in our scared heads ...
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gazing out from smudgy windows by 16 lines of that there poetry sheet
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gazing out from smudgy windows it's a bit like playing bingo with your cousin underwater watching people sourcing info dampened vision smeary wind blows everyone's a widowed willow can they see me? am i blurry? gazing out from smudgy windows ...
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loving the geranium by 9 lines of something or other inspired by a flower
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good evening wembley stadium ye aliens & albanians some nuts are macadamia ( n ) some societies - fabian the countryside's arcadian my cranium glows - uranium some old walls are named hadrian ( i'm ) loving the geranium ...
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orangey apologies by f7863.rynz9 ( 30 second scan )
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i find myself quite stuck when penning poems re the orange the closest rhyme that i can find to orange is porridge & then of course there's forage & borage & cottage which are all a bag o' wank so i curse thee orange p.s sorry ...
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i want to be the archbishop of canterbury by jesusdranktea ( 1readminmax x )
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i want to be
the archbishop
of canterbury
yep that's always been
my hope
i'd swan all robed
( like )
from parish to
parish
check me - the c of e pope
i want to be
the archbishop
of canterbury
maybe i will be
someday
you shall obey
( me )
now bring me more
brandy oh
now bow your heads let us pray
now bow your heads let us pray
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also i write love poems by dame barbara fartland
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also i write love poems but they're sentimental so you'll never read them & they're slightly mental other poets bother but then they always bore me write some silly bollocks tell a silly story i think when i read them all without really caring i now know you're dead dull so thanks loads for sharing also i write love poems oh sweet heavens above but i'll spare you that much that my dear is true love ...
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on a shite shepherd morn by resarf cumm-bye
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my flock has flown i've lost my flock i turned my back my flock flocked-off in seconds none before my eyes last night's red skies were porky pies ...
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a chicken in a basket by a poultry affair ( bar-har-har )
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a chicken in a basket a-blowing a gasket a basking shark bat shit a tisket it's plastic a chicken you bastard not pigeon holed brackets please help us thing drastic bring supplies that's it ( x ) ...