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wanda’s orgasmic antique hatstand
wolfgang’s orrery after halloween
willow’s other artificial hip
wilfred’s organic artichoke harvest
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wanda’s orgasmic antique hatstand
wolfgang’s orrery after halloween
willow’s other artificial hip
wilfred’s organic artichoke harvest
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born this waveform
no added chemicals
just an early birdbath
broken like the morning has
short of o ( oh? )
when the stars charted
things you aut’ to know
& other prosy codes
not the poxy spew
of the clatter in the bots
pissing like pots
them of munting bunting
headless like a king
singing wanker songs
dung-heap tongues
spinning dark yarns
shoo, you shimmerings
kiss my arsenic
these are the annals
of the handkerchiefs & flannels
rhyming with a pen
when the ink quenches
shining with a tealight
on your little shadow-shite
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i long to snow globe
& play with your maracas
ready coffee beans
& dry like a dog
up from the river
mister richter’s calling
rising like a vibraphone
e to f to g
going for a h
redefining music
soon we’ll tambourine
or wobble like a trifle
the custard & the jelly
or the moobs & belly
of jack horner senior
we, the leafen folk
will strawberry milk it
us two lamb tails
’til the die is cast
then the past laughs last
we’ll become the ground
a shaky love sound
unversed heathens
surfing the waveforms
’til the echoes go
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there are no glaciers
in hong kong
or luxembourg
so stop pretending
that there are
– or else –
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a squirrel on the scribble’s scrub
a kipper in your smoking kiss
the bubble wrap is bursting back
it’s bobble hats & bastard that
the western wind’s a sod
the morning was a yawning monk
& skeletal’s the turning key
the cuckoo’s cloud is falling down
as jacobite’s the battered night
& haddock be thy cod
the carlists carp a ducking pond
the mutant tudors hula-hoop
the robin is a crested tit
a distant dwarfish starling shines
& time’s a fishing rod
a shiver under silver birch
a leafless cloak of english oak
a sort of snoring garden gnome
the sunken sun is trudging home
the pace is but a plod
a once upon a twisted twice
the wrinkles on your crinkled arse
the drool between each dribble’s feed
the spittle’s spool’s a bucking mule
november is a nod
beyond the swan’s a wanker’s song
if mistily is missing we
a badger pissing up a tree
& so the fucking poets crow
the road ahead is odd
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yonder the critics
blowing soapy bubbles
from their plastic pipes
in moth-eaten sweaters
fresh from their cellars
pot noodle noodles
stuck in their beards
& the men are just as bad
them of huffing broadsides
necking cans of tizer
snorting lemon sherbet
up their horsey nostrils
snarling like a snark
scowling under cloudbursts
unversed in oddness
but toddling on
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cracking up, the scrambled eggs
when the cockerel is a crow
so an end begins again
& the absent breezes blow
sneeze the day & face a head
leaden legged – a pencil ran
doodle in a book of notes
oodles of the mentals man
toodles to the normals spawn
let the jibber-jabbers spew
not is this a shopping list
or the groans of yawning dew
balls in all – a scratching plan
hatching on a sheet of white
whittle like an afternoon
kiss the moon & cue the night
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( all you need is vole )
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in the greyness of a day
chasing trails of spittle’s spit
when the distant horses neigh
watch y’ step for goblin shit
as the brambles tangle knots
in this season’s odd unrest
fingers crossed & dot the dots
silent now the hornet’s nest
stirless stands & faces thee
in the woodland’s whisperings
on a leafless chestnut tree
as a chough above us sings
in the fields – the deed is ploughed
yet an ice cream van is heard
bursting through the wandered cloud
so the calendar is blurred
are these chimes within the mind?
is greensleeves still ringing here
will the garden hose unwind?
will these long nights disappear?
darting swifts between each blink
music moves beyond the swan
fuck the glugging kitchen sink
betty swollocks beckons on
squint & see within the vast
glimpses of a picnic’s gist
phantoms of the recent past
summer’s haunting autumn’s mist
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marmite marmosets
starlight bulbs, caesar seizes
stegosaurus horns
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