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blah blah blank sheet ( a r h y m e )
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blah blah blank sheet have you any shit? no you tit coz that's you're bit none for the master & none for the dame who live in your bastard head because you're insane ...
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blah blah blank sheet ( a r h y m e )
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blah blah blank sheet have you any shit? no you tit coz that's you're bit none for the master & none for the dame who live in your bastard head because you're insane ...
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those cul-de-sacs ( a p o e m )
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oh no - most roads don't lead to rome in fact those cul-de-sacs don't go anywhere ...
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this qwerty ( a p o e m )
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bountiful sea breeze in landlocked counties lexicons bee's knees cabbages green peas ne'er do wells say cheese doors at war treaties rarer breeds species scorch the earth deep freeze ~ have a pause peachy rose petals faeces argonauts fleecy bread ahead yeasty syntax nodes beech trees chaffinches beastly chickenpox v.d this qwerty t h e s e k e y s ...
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squeeze it out ( a p o e m )
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sinking ships kiss me quick bananas lemon pips falling bricks clutch at twigs crack willow trousers split dodgy hips sheepish dips we are all fugitives buckets kick fog is thick magic spells that's the trick parrot sick oil is slick all is horned thanks old nick clocks tock-tick bookworms flick no time for posh picnics choppy sticks candlewicks fading fast make a wish shake a fist take a risk squeeze it out each last bit ...
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behold the chives ( s h e e t )
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as young bees bumble in their hives
& noah trawls through damp archives
as swiss soldiers play with their knives
such nonsense say
those old fish wives
as swifts they swoop the loop then dive
whilst cato street schemes & contrives
as summer bursts - oh man alive
i turn to 'erbs
behold the chives
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the passing of spring ( a p o e m )
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sad bluebells ring in dimming clangs wild garlic sighs by river banks make little scent as blossom fades mock-wintery the faux-snow way yet clement air & stretchy days rise as that grass - make way for hay i stop mid-plod - is this a dream? here death's alive, death thrives death's green ( ! ) ...
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an ombudsman is born ( s o m e n o n s e n s e )
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as baking beans beat tambourines & welders wave at gravy trains that bustle passed at savoury speeds & badgers shave on grassy plains as hittites plod on woodland paths & carrots dance under some trance whilst numbers crunch in charts 'n' graphs & poltergeists adjust their pants as dogs in clogs think thoughts out loud & statues scratch a toe ( or two ) plus rabid bats they bite low cloud & pebbles hide in lonely shoes a town crier retrieves his tongue then bell-yells on this speckled morn good news to yous - songs shall be sung rejoice an ombudsman is born ...
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oh great moons ( s o m e s h e e t )
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oh great moons - much room & plenty of it so space here for keys a phone & wallet many galaxies black holes & comets there's a universe in your coat pocket ...
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there’s jesus on a rocking horse ( a p o e m )
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there's jesus on a rocking horse & buddha in a wheelbarrow muhammad in a paper plane ( so on your marks gents, get set - go - ) ...