unmoored stuff

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unmoored stuff  (  a  p o e m  y e t  v a g u e l y  w o r t h w h i l e  )




this ship is unmoored

no heather nor gorse

the captain's called chris

not cathy earnshaw


no bilberries grow

on deck or below

no thespy types speak

lines from othello


no night creature howls

terrify its bowels

no bodies are found

no murder so foul


no grouse leck lest nest

in thick thermal vests

this ship is adrift

exposed to the rest

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comb your palms

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comb your palms  (  a  b a s t a r d  p o e m  t h i n g  )




comb your palms & style 'em smart

dye your palms - light tones or dark


feel it frizz-up in the wind

wear rubber gloves when you swim


plait your palms like girly bread

or perhaps pigtails instead


grow your palms coz summer's here

( trim your arse, nose, back & ears )

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sheep breed wallchart

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sheep breed wallchart  (  a  t r u e  t a l e  o f  t r u e  )




sheep breed wallchart

on the kitchen wall

over time i've

slowly learned 'em all


sheep breed wallchart

oh how do ewe do?

rams, lambs, tegs - yes

flockin' cool are you


sheep chic top sheet

nice one, that's my style

sheep breeds of the

( quite ) great british isles


sheep breed wallchart

rockin' in me home

my favourite's the

derbyshire gritstone

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your early work

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your early work  (  a  p o e m  )



oh once upon a once upon

before squirrels went grey

you scribbled like an imp possessed

& ripples became waves


some sorts adore your recent dross

its glib modernity

deft, delicate yet puzzling

but that shit's lost on me


yes i prefer your early work

from younger, former days

before you were a wrong'un tit

a tosser & a knave


before you turned to cardigans

& drank peppermint tea

when crayons scrawled on y'old cave walls

your finest

 poetry

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the scum on the news

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the scum on the news  (  a  p o e m )




i curse then worse

the scum on the news

why stop at tuts

or pantomime boos ( ? )


all of the scum

coz scum run the news

they lie - 'tis true

with their scummy spew


it's scum o'clock

so on goes the news

piss politics

& shat ballyhoo


then terrorists

scare children on cue

the show goes on

& now

back to you

( x )

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mumbling stomachs

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mumbling stomachs  (  a n o t h e r  e f f o r t (  i s h  )  )




mumbling stomachs with blithering fingers

erratic eyebrows

here's one for the thinkers


codes on those elbows - they're mish-mashed in tangles

clues on yon kneecaps

( hopefully ) plus ankles


adverbs in armpits are subtly stinking

eyelashes curse all

there's blinkin' 'n' blinkin'


dictionaries can't scratch mere surface lest manage

poetry clashes

with this body language

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