sun snorts the snorkel

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sun snorts the snorkel  (  s o m e  r h y m e s  )




mist whips the vicar & tryst jams the jangles

rip quips the river & flip flops the flow

egg kegs the kestrel & leg spans the dangles

wing sings the wizard & boat shows the row


land licks the sailor & mop moths the candles

handstands the baker & feet knead the dough

bread bins the tinker & flap cracks the scrambles

tank tops the bottle & grass greens the mow


spleen spins the weaver & clean sweeps the vandal

sea saws the beaver & pin pricks the sew

on swans the plodder & song whales the rambles

ale froths the fodder & drip drops the toe


brick shits the builder & tear snares the brambles

quick sands the gilder & cage caves the crow

pen inks the portal & sword swish the sandals

sun snorts the snorkel & spun spores the glow

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duck up a pea

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duck up a pea  (  a  p o e m  )



this pantaloon i slimed a pea

its branches snare snow eye could flea

the pew up pear - those distant nouns

hoe, hutch a flight for isles abound


this pantaloon i slimed a pea

to kiss the tinned & scree the sea

& sleeve the girth - its glass & gowned

& wheel the wheeze - its dental sound


this pantaloon i slimed a pea

my inner-shat & feline bee

but cow i'm duck & reel a crown

as sprite looms spoon - keys, kelp me down

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fuddle-plods

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fuddle-plods  (  a  p o e m  t h a t  r h y m e s  (  g a s p  )  )




seek the hide & peek the up

down the dale & ale the cup

walk the spank & tank the sup

squawk the talk & pluck the truck


land the sieve & sew the plough

bleat the sheep & squeak the sow

hill the climb & lick the brow

weave the tree & breeze the bow


mound the bouts & broth the cooks

mud the stuck & worm the books

squirm the birds & dodge the hooks

crow the stones & still the shook


bend the round & gap the mind

sound the pound & cow the hind

moo the spew & string the twined

kill the king & lead the blind

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gossip bollocks

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gossip bollocks  (  a  p o e m  )



bull chimes the butcher & spew slimes the fat

chew chugs the duchess & splat frogs the rat

brew sings the spinster & blow dons the hat

row oars the dustman & ship shores the shat


burr spurs the barber & bark slurs the inn

whirr purrs the poacher & squirm stirs the skin

groat goats the grocer & stroke chips the chin

speak bleats the farmer & brim rims the bin


toss roars the doctor & twist snores the tail

dross spores the chorus & mist draws the vale

dusk dicks the baker & shit spits the ale

floss rolls the baron & rust stubs the nail


tea spoons the vicar & flight moons the sprawls

dim muds the tutor & shite runes the walls

bash spins the bishop & heave hues the scrawls

lip licks the lemon & swipe pips the balls

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