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a phantom foreword
written by a ghost ( gasp )
a glossary in codex
plus explanatory notes
re last evening
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a phantom foreword
written by a ghost ( gasp )
a glossary in codex
plus explanatory notes
re last evening
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troofer online
preaching in full caps
THE EARTH IS A PANCAKE
INSIDE A GIANT PAN
have a word with woodland
but instead you type
EVERY WEATHER GIRL
IS A MAY SONIC SHILL
are you joking when
you write with aplomb?
TARTARIA
WAS MILTON KEYNES
BEFORE THE MUD FLOODS
HAVING A DUMP
IS A SAY TANNIC RITUAL
BELGIAN SPACE LASERS
SCULPTED THE SPHINX
IN NINETEEN NINETY SEVEN
( ? )
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stranger than before
strontium & cobwebs
begin without a further
ado or agadoo
unstraighten your sigh
anorak – not jacket
sitting room only
the oddballs will keep rolling
i hope you’re waterproof
& brought more silver bullets
cloudy lemonade
the egg whisk of destiny
& seven pounds in change
as infrequent frequencies
these freak occurrences
will become a thingy
sing, if it helps
scatter cushions fell then
weirder than the ears
of the balladeer’s missus
mistily, her hips
her luminescent lips
tomorrow never nosedive
swans kick it off
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tin whistle then
the ghostly folk men
in bright white coats
scrawl this morrow
blue is the new black
unslept in sigh
why is beyond
once upon mute swans
middle eight ten
cold winter day
grey like lady jane
old shuck’s breakfast
beans in a can
the turin shroud wink?
clouds below groan
dick turpin’s neck
turns like warwick’s earl
facing the gaze
rearrange strange
faith in her water
warmer than flames
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p encil shavings, plum stones
e ar muffs, eye patches
i roning boards, ice cream cones
c otton wool buds, conkers
e gg shells, elastic bands
s and paper, seventeen pence
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feather dusters, feathered friends
dead ends, divs & dividends
kiss the swan & scribble on
feather dusters, feathered friends
paper tigers, paper planes
stripy cats & flying brains
roaring forms on soaring sheets
paper tigers, paper planes
apple presses, apple carts
sticky digits, treacle tarts
haunted orchards, misted us
apple presses, apple carts
power showers, power naps
sunday snoring, thinking caps
‘morning all’ the curtain calls
power showers, power naps
undercover, underpants
second suns & dancing ants
clutter, clatter – down but up
undercover, underpants
kitchen dressers, kitchen sinks
cheeky like a statue’s winks
on the sly with you in lieu
kitchen dressers, kitchen sinks
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s unless terror, tremor
shiver like a leafless oak
shouting out black clouds
t rampolining green grass
thunder each scrumpled up
thought of my true love’s
o peratic space beams
oh the horror though
outside is alive
r ain, rain, fucking rain
rafters battened but
ravens roar for more
m athematic mattresses
mudflaps have the last laugh
musically atonal
y elling bells knell
your morning is a pancake
yet the yew trees yodel
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so january – oh, can you see
your phantom limbs, a fantasy?
dear february & feathered friends
the present’s span – it never ends
um, muddled march – just starch my shirt
a brighter white – not shades of dirt
yet april’s ape’s a jape, a shape
a floating cloak ( perhaps a cape? )
give may a spin – then let’s begin
with buttercups, a yellow chin
though broken june – will never tune
the moon’s kazoo – or his bassoon
so sing july, when thicket throbs
with cricket legs ( instead of gobs )
as august dusts – my dresser shelf
the rest is just ~ a woodland elf
would september – remember us
the scattered ash, an omnibus
of october – the ghostly year
& slowly so we … disappear
yes, november – is peppermints
then spot the cat, the leopard sprints
we’re december, the ember’s spark
we reignite ( each morning lark )
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unslept in yet
sweating like your uncle
i never dreamt of
my true love or
colonic irrigation
this day is grey but blue
stagger on though
a doldrum roll &
a poem in lieu
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the chemical burns
beneath my panda
eyes – the bright blue
sky upon your
haddock head
& we are battered
chipped & mushy
peas be with you
we are stories
like the distant – stars
a scar in
every twinkle
twinkle little death
& catching – fluttered breath
these scatter cushions
us, the cloudy
early hatchlings
groaning bones but
tomorrow isn’t cancelled
like a zed lister’s
online wrongthink
mister bump is
our spirit guide – life
is a series of un –
fortunate accidents
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