sue had a stone in her shoe

sue removed shoe 

to de-stone as we do

yet when she did to her surprise

with bemusement in her eyes

'fuckadoodleooh ( ! )

it's no stone - it's a shoe'


yes sue had a shoe in her shoe

a tiny replica 

of the shoe of sue

'who? what? how? shite why?

not a shoe clue have i'

but weird shit's real too

& this story's true

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