whim change

 

The whim changed direction

 without a single objection,

nor sole interjection

or mournful string section

…

& I followed suit

without refute or dispute,

another care-free pursuit

we might be en route

…

If not, it’s still a detour

there might be swings & slides plus see saw,

which easily shits on free fall

but will we remember what we saw

?

…

The whim changed because it could

as I suspected whim possibly would,

& no one tried to stop or trap it

maybe on a whim though

-they probably should

…

?

dark nature?

My other magpie

is actually a weapon,

& my other cuddly kitten

is bursting with venom

…

My other amoeba 

is fucking humongous,

my other symbiotic best mate

is a parasitic fungus

…

My other dear seal pup

craves human flesh,

& my other elephant

fearlessly stamps on mice

–

my other, my other

but not me

I’m nice

…

x

sheep shanty

Let’s up the ante

& sing a sheep shanty,

& celebrate the wooly residents of this land

the ewes, the rams, the tegs, the lambs

…

We’ll tell of former flocks

& crofts & licks & troughs,

thus glorifying the ovinely amazing

the never complaining them, steadfastly grazing

…

Yes, let’s up the ante

& sing a sheep shanty,

as other folk might join in, having travelled from afar

– by the way, there’s only 1 lyric & it’s ‘baa’

…

the weir & the wonderful

We’re weir peering

we’re peering over our local weir,

& lobbing in sticks

& empty packets of crisps

& watching them dissapear

…

We’re weir peering

which may seem weird or non-gay queer,

I know it’s not for everyone

but soz, it’s our idea of fun

so there’s need to stare or snear or jeer

…

As we’re only weir peering

I’d blame the men that built this weir,

many years have come & gone

but their weiry legacy still weirs on,

we’re weir peering

–

3 cheers for weir

…

upon re-examining the sleep-phase

A fairly nondescript inanimate object

in a fairly nondescript dream,

to be honest it was quite blurry in places

yet maybe you’ll understand what it all means

…

There were bits of bits of bits there

& fragments of parts of stuff,

& possibly some other things

but hopefully that’s enough

…

It was definitely a Wednesday & I met Nessy

& I think I might have heard the Sirens sing,

plus my old Chemistry teacher dressed as a French maid

-cuh! 1 of these nights we’ll be able to record these things

…

good heavens!

Dark Arts & Witchcraft Fairs

there’s 1 next Tuesday

& I’ll likely see you there

…

If it’s cthonic then they’re on it

anything sinister

they’ve got it

…

Yes be it Evil & Satanic

they are well stocked

& ‘ll probably have it

…

No curse tablet too nasty,

no sorcerer’s hat too tall

–

it’s in the church hall

…

Good Heavens

(!)

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