Well of course the Thesaurus has been an absolute godsend of a cheeky - handy - sumit else tome, since the time - period & era that its fellow dinosaurs roamed. & hen 1 day evolved chicken pox unwell - the others all got spots & died away, technically a book no, not actually a reptile - but it still it endures now to this so very day ...
Words
can i borrow a pen?
I don't suppose there's any chance that I could borrow a pen ? 1 is soon to become a wealthy sheikh -I'll bless you back with a 1000 & 10. Plus wives & camels, now there's 1 for the annals & it's all just a matter of when. So be it ballpoint, quill or Biro -Oh I don't really mind no. As right now I could truly murder 1 o' them ...
socks ‘n’ violins
My pet courgette is utterly obtused, by the uppity little toss-shit Tunbridge Wells. She says he can only but smell & that he's her blazing vision of HELL, so we both wish evil spells on Tunbridge Wells x ... author notes: i'm in the process of moving. posts will be sporadic for the time being. things can be stressful & require patience. we get there. usual nonsense-bollox will resume shortly. breast wishes, resarf does poetry ...
still mainly green
It's still mainly green here, like the contact-less eyes of a jealous monster. & the sky is mainly blue too, like a depressed & filthy joke, yet still 1 ponders how much longer ?
a stupid cult
Several cotton buds in & the wax & gristle was utterly erstwhile but what to do with the rest ? Why, simply worship them of course as small cotton GOD TYPES of sorts, in a shit-big evil temple -That sounds best ...
branch out
Branch out like a tree -Obviously, or a bank full of bodies after a robbery went horribly. Branch out ...
september, day 1
Stone the crows & sparrows!
It’s that September now,
& with a distinct lack of fondness
I clearly remember how
…
It robs us all of Summer
as a sly-fingered bugger,
beware the repeat offender
September is a member
…
10 books to write
1. Starting Stuff For The First Time (a beginners guide) 2. The Dairy of Samuel Pepys 3. 1,578 THINGS TO DO WITH AN EGG TIMER 4. Skim Reading (at a glance) 5. The Bumper Book of Artichoke Jokes 6. Spooky Ghost-Owl Tales of Great Bittern 7. Buddha, The Boyband Years... 8. The Pop-Up Book of Saucy Welding Anecdotes (comes with free safety visor & gloves) 9. War & Peas & 10. The Incomplete Encyclopedia of EVERYTHING
a good game for a saturday
Let’s toss a coin then
to finally decide,
tails you live life
heads you die
…
Tails you run free
& forget all this,
ooh, without cheating
heads it is
…
Sorry x
rocking chairs for courses
Well,
rocking chairs
for courses
endorses
odd forces,
which unravel
smockravelled
like most abstract
golf courses
…
Furthermore,
they wobble
& are moon-inclined
to waddle,
plus pretend
they’re part-stoat
& lob cobwebs
at ghosts,
but occasionally
it’s just wankish
twaddle
…
That’s the trouble.
resarf poetry 