1. The Isle of Man is an island. Atlas Fact.

2. Fortune favours the jammy, the spawny & cheats.

3. Marry a snake, sur pent at leisure.

4. A friend in Neath is a friend in Wales... (classico)

5. Out of sight-bollocks! Where's it gone?

6. When the going gets tough fake an asthma attack...Or fit.

7. Practice makes smug gits & dull, even times.

8. He who laughs last is a bit of a div...Or, more echo prone.

9. Most roads don't lead to Rome (& most canal tow paths)

& 10. A bird in the hand should be back in its bush...
                            
                               PEACE