there was an old lady with an oddly shaped face
some say she came from cannock chase that bit's up for debate
some say she came from eastern thrace
mongolia - estonia or maybe outer-space
but she was definitely old
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( author nodes; limericks are a wanker to write
i tried
... )
There was a young woman from Leighton Buzzard
who decided to hide in a cupboard
in order to avoid being the subject of limericks
it worked out quite well for her actually...