within the fields


within the fields  ( sdleif eht nihtiw )

within the fields the weasels sing

of phantoms in the mists of spring

the grasses gleam as teasel glow

& little orbs are snorkelling

a sort of sea upon the vale

as snails awake & chase the tail

of winter's ghost & rivers flow

& puffs of seeds in clusters scale

the mutant blue & blooming sky

to flutter like a butterfly

beneath an oak as gardens grow

we sit & hark, the dog & i

the breathless hum of bumblebees

the mumbles on a jumbled breeze

then wander home but slowly so

within the fields, upon the leas


bright white sheet shite


blank white sheet shite  ( a seasonal scribble )

the first of the month

a crackle of popcorn

a blossom of cotton

& rabbits are wed

the chalk of the town

a clatter of chatter

as seagulls are shitting

on chefs in their nests

of dusted meringue

& cheese à la cottage

as swans sing of linen

& doves string along

with men in their coats

& albino phantoms

as mistletoe tingles

& sheep fly the flag

a knight in a van

a tower of flour

a shuffle of knuckles

the milk of the eye

& elephants lie

as sliced is the rice bread

i scribble this piffle

alone in the snow



gabbling nuts


gabbling nuts  ( my other poem is a manuka honey badger )

mist upon the fog

sodden is the trodden path

as the badgers sing

songs within the bonce

ponce upon a scorpion

tales within the sting

as the woodland brown

weasels scheme & leaves piss down

kiss a signets ring

loop the whooper's hoop

swans upon a monkey isle

gibbons in the swing

droving over stiles

stubble grows as beards appear

so the limpets cling

pipers, pies & piles

whales & bales in barns of yarns

bailing twine as string

fuddles in the dales

in the midst of second spring

winter in the wings

let the games begin

gabbling nuts & dust - til may

babble, that's the thing


alphabet antennae


alphabet antennae  (  a  p o e t r y  )

alphabet antennae

blasting badger babylon

christmas crystal crows

diabetic dogs

even easter's eggheads

farting farthing funerals

galloping goshawks

horus's horsefly

iodine is inkling

j'accuse jim's jacuzzi jam

kipper kilowatts

lemon leper lords

musical, my mudflaps

nibiru's new noodle nest

otter obelisks

pyrotechnic plums

quoting quagga quince queens

ruffle rubber river run

seven silver swans

tonsil tonguing toads

unicorn urinals

vintage viking valium

weasels waxing wings

xanadu's xenon

yodel yeti yeoman

zither zephyr zulu zeus

( zzzzzzz )



in the prussian embassy


in the prussian embassy  (  b a s e d  o n  a  t r u e  d a y d r e a m  )

fred is spinning on the decks

fritz's hits as marbles march

in this sort of tardis lark

yonder hops a hare

ninjas, drinks & nibbles stuff

twiglets, frisps & monster munch

junkers drunk & thunder-skunk

lizards lick a pear

bumbles in the jungle's jig

robins robbing robin hood

noah's ghost & sun tzu too

thunder frilled the air

dances on the desert sands

roses in the blizzard's snow

gleamings in the forest's green

squirrels shit a bear

flies from east silesia

anne of cleeves & damocles

elephants - electric eels

shocking old voltaire

in the prussian embassy

hobnobbing ambassadors

peasants, punks & hobgoblins

- everyone was there



rsvp poem


another rsvp poem  (  a  p o e m  o f  s t u f f z z z z z z z  )

ravioli saxophones

vintage photosynthesis

rigoletto secretaries

vulture potpourri

rosicrucian semaphore

vampish paralellograms

ratatouille sandwiches

vibraphone precis

riboflavin saber-toothed

vulture sagittarius

riviera strontium

van der graaf parsley

rockabilly signotries

vapourising pensioners

rumplestiltskin stickleback

virtuoso pea