As any so-called egghead 

worth their weight

in wheat

will tell you

- September

is a month

of 3 Easters.




The 1st 1's

dead-cert lovely,

the last 1's 

bloody nasty

- & the middle 1

well that could mimic

either.




Yes,

number I it makes us all smile

& number III

is so fucking vile

- & number II

it transmits

by ear.




Oh,

as any knowledgeable fountain

worth their flow

in nouse

will inform you

- there are 17.4 Easters

in every Colander Year

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