dear christmas,

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dear christmas, by gavin nosedive

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dear christmas,

it's mid-august now

& i've just been out walking

when i saw a fat cow

grazing

so i thought of you

up there in xmas-land

scheming as you do


dear christmas,

it's mid-august here

2 thirdsish of the year

has disappeared

so you'll soon be back

with your evil money traps

your bleak commercial shat

fuck off

you festive twat

( x )

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