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david lloyd george ( egroeg dyoll divad )
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galvanised kneecaps
intergalactic panpipes
pea soup boomerangs
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david lloyd george ( egroeg dyoll divad )
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galvanised kneecaps
intergalactic panpipes
pea soup boomerangs
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a wondrous thing ( gniht suordnow a )
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a wondrous thing, a sight – behold
a shining gleam, a sheen of gold
the bollocks of the toppest dog
in digital or analogue
the ice is dry – the lighting low
the cast is crashing lightning so
a wondrous thing, a singing sage
& not available in beige
it does the bins & washing up
& filleth doth the spilleth cup
it never rusts & dusts the shelves
the feathers preen & clean themselves
the words within are sentinels
& oh, the several tentacles
a pillared post, a frozen star
a book, a bat, the god’s guitar
a magic door that sobers drunks
& cue the sound of chanting monks
the monkey shapes of space & time
a panacea’s pantomime
from skin & bone to bloated whale
the king will bow & all must hail
the best of all, your number one
a wondrous thing – now where’s it gone?
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songs of the summer ( so far ) ( ( raf os ) remmus eht fo sgnos )
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diabetic midwife – scotch egg hatchling
hyperspace clive – mushy pea beats
dyslexic dental assistants – love on the m42
susan’s shoe – ( acapela instrumental )
ketchup kenneth – the ombudsman’s missus
vacant anus – marmite massacre
the parsnip farmers – piss off & diary
gavin in a milkfloat – the goat nextdoor
narnia f.c – the prog days of summer
d.j ball sack – technicolour dream scroat
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( alternative names for rain ) ( niar rof seman evitanretla )
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utnapishtim pish
spent pennies from heaven
what the quack ordered
the waz of the gods
high tides on magonia
floating noah’s boat
a river’s lifeblood
answering the shaman’s dance
bringer of puddles
quencher of gardens
& the splash within a birdbath
a storm’s hearth fire
why cagoules are cool
mate of macs & anoraks
grass’s ganymede
feeder of the trees
filler of ponds, lochs & lakes
sating all again
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spencer perceval ( lavecrep recneps )
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radish of the day
achy breaky harpsichord
cartoon cockatoo
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shat which shall remain ( niamer llahs hcihw tahs )
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fragments of the telephone
directory
two now ossified
pot noodle pots
the mandible jaw
of a traffic warden
the left hip bone
of a local news weatherman
loadsa wind turbines
– solar bloody panels
& a fossilized
corby trouser press
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why not write about … ? ( ? … tuoba etirw ton yhw )
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granny knotted baling twine
not a reef or hercules
why the green finch
is purple in your journals
buttons of the bronze age
once upon a swan
postcards from nowhere’s
hairy anus
partridges in beech trees
& the latest shrew news
humpty dumpty, humpbacks
the whales or the bridges
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effing all the way ( yaw eht lla gniffe )
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formaldehyde finch
flapjack flat-pack furniture
five fucking frisbees
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sticky ( ykcits )
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crickets in thickets
licking stamps with ants in pants
fingers, twigs – wickets
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why the solar system’s warming up ( pu gnimraw s’metsys ralos eht yhw )
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farting cows on venus
phosphorus the farmer
martian spiders driving
hench monster trucks
clouds of phantom gas
from the anus of uranus
barbecues on neptune
– how bloody dare they?
no one on jupiter
dyes their hair purple
green or rainbow
– the keiper belt’s a gammon
no one respects
mercury’s pronouns
every sunday saturn
burns a bonfire
pluto never banged his pots
or wore a face nappy
anything but
the sun we all orbit
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