why the solar system’s warming up

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why the solar system’s warming up ( pu gnimraw s’metsys ralos eht yhw )

farting cows on venus
phosphorus the farmer

martian spiders driving
hench monster trucks

clouds of phantom gas
from the anus of uranus

barbecues on neptune
– how bloody dare they?

no one on jupiter
dyes their hair purple

green or rainbow
– the keiper belt’s a gammon

no one respects
mercury’s pronouns

every sunday saturn
burns a bonfire

pluto never banged his pots
or wore a face nappy

anything but
the sun we all orbit

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