lemon thyme query






Why is there a sprig

of lemon thyme

in y' pocket,

- dead sorry

but I just had to ask

?




Most folk keep their keys there

& possibly a wand

or wallet

- but honestly

I've never seen that.




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Well,

 it's there to ward off evil

& un-thyme minded people

- as it disperses 'erbalness

wherever we go.




Plus it may well come in handy

when later cornered

down a (dark) back alley

- & aye I could say more like

but that's all you need to know

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the bonus hour

I found an extra hour of the day

squatting in the shed this morning

- so suddenly I had the luxury

of 25.




Apparently this 1 doesn't count

once the 60 minutes are out

- so you can effectively

do what you like.




I killed an earwig wi' m' left arm

plus set fire to several barns

- then sprayed raw sewage

all over that neighbour's drive.




& then it all went back to before

& yes, I miss my brief time of yore

- but it'll always be a blessing

aye, it's good to be alive










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