the king of ting

~

the king of ting ( i never understand either, just go with it, thank you x )




i am the king of ting

& objects that go ding

you may not have heard of me

i'm famous in beijing


i am the king of ting

on my finger's a ring

strike it like a glockenspiel

& hear my hand go

ping

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bombing down the pavement

~

bombing down the pavement ( a true story )



bombing down the pavement

with flagrant regard

scaring all the pensioners

& shocking their frail hearts


on his raleigh prophet

with its holy spokes

he never wears a helmet

in his dust trails folk choke


babbling to his father

when there's no one there

keep an eye on traffic please ( ! )

yeah - he should take more care


sparking stabilisers

glowing red then white

he's nothing but a menace

is that

christ on a bike

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time for a muddle

~

time for a muddle ( a neo-modernist archetype-sprawl )




bits of ticking

ticking tocks

it's a bit like

dripping clocks


time is once more

on the mind

muddying things

coils unwind


like flamed ripples

thought last week

next may be as

robots weep


with sabine rage

chartists march

camlann-rematch

caveman spark


( that one )

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stunts & on

~

stunts & on ( a quite modern twist on a very old turn )





jump into puddles

unsure of their depth

cross all your digits

then wish for the best


stride into cobwebs

where there may be ghosts

live for a weekend

on plum jam on toast


pretend your uncle

once ate his trousers

drunk one shrove tuesday

sniff every flower


several years later

handstands on flapjack

skipping in cloudbursts

many a mishap

( x )

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acrostic to bear

~

acrostic to bear ( by some twat with a pen & some sheet )




p hantom penguins

pickled plums

peppermint pricks

parsnip puns


o smosis ooze

onion odes

octane occult

overloads


e agle-eyed ears

eclogue elms

electric earls

eggy elves


t ipsy teapots

tempered twerps

ten thousand tents

tetchy turds


y obbish yeomans

yellowy

yawning yokels

- p o e t r y

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